So beatings and stingers come with your flight anybody still want to fly with this failing airline?
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Hell yeah
I want this
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me 

yes I added a wild animal in there lol
united sounds like the place I want
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Your death wish not ours
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@wbfletcher But how much did they offer passengers to NOT be stung by the scorpion? -
Id take the sting if I could pick the person I want kicked off the flight.
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@United should cancel sunday flights altogether whats next lice outbreaks? Mice for dinner?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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United needs to hit the restart button like ppl do when Windows10 is acting crazy..who signs up to get bitten by a scorpion? Poor guy.
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Now, THIS is where you need to apply your "drop and drag" feature
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He got a meal, not pretzels?
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He probably deserved it
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United is getting all the excellent press
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Snakes on the plane, now scorpions on United? What's next? A movie featuring courtesy?
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for crying out loud!
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It had to be on the plane from someone's luggage from tropical destination. Frightening to think you could bring it home & not know
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I TOLD YOU....DO NOT FLY UNITED!!!
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If you don't like the scorpions we can "re-accomedate" you
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