He already got a job
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I'm sick
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In related news, Husband will never have sex again.
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not without a board and a roll of duct tape
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I tried not to laugh... did not succeed


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That baby came out the wound with keys to a Chevy and working papers.
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You were right when you said "wound"
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Damn, this kinda blew up.
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This baby came out ready to wear husky size 12 jeans foh
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That baby looks like he weighs more than a 25lb bag of potatoes! He's got a belly already! He's a toddler for heaven's sake!
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Actually a newborn
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