The shark told me he bit her because she was punching it first.
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Humans kill up to a million sharks a year. This kind of revenge is great news!
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actually, humans kill one hundred million sharks a year. They only kill five of us each year.
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Clever , that is what you are supposed to do .
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I like one of the comments at the CBS site: "When you step into the ocean, you step into the wilderness."
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No shit land lover
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If I was being bitten by a shark I'd have roundhouse kicked it in the dick and called it's mother
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