UPS just showed up and left me a box; 1 gallon of anal lube, and Giant black butt plug. After I said "fuck me Alexa" in frustration
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this shit isn't cute. Beat her
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@daveglarson maybe hold off on getting the kids one
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She is absolutely ready to be a memeber of
#DonaldTrump#WhiteHouse administration.My nomination is -> Secretary of the Treasury.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I'm sure
@amazon will be thrilled to know that their product was a success!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Sounds like somebody is gonna be grounded
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im buying that for the next time i smoke weed
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Good for her.
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this is what you get for letting your six-year-old play around with your internet accounts
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oh heck no.
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@ShadowtheDal wow. Wtf. I'd be so goddamn pissed.
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