.@CBSNews @EdMorrissey "Today's episode of real life is directed by Jack Chick."
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@EdMorrissey "In tomorrow's episode a teen distracted by the hipity-hop on his Walkman falls off a cliff." - 1 more reply
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@CBSNews Mamma always said masturbation was deadly. -
@cmason5196@CBSNews You think he went blind?
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@CBSNews@EdMorrissey Another carjacking in crime-ridden Detroit.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@CBSNews Detroit do not go full Floriduh. Never go fur Floriduh.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@CBSNews For once not Florida.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@CBSNews He died doing what he loved.
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@CBSNews I had to double check this to make sure it wasn't an Onion article.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@CBSNews well, if you're gonna die, there are worst last moments to be hadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Now I've seen it all! Sure he wasn't from Flint? Pants-less driver in Detroit dies in wreck watching porn http://cbsn.ws/1KFM4QX
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@CBSNews that's a HARD way to go...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@CBSNews Can't drive a stick.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@CBSNews They do say it makes you go blind.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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