Competitive beard grower? is that seriously a thing? Like... what is the competition - a group of guys sitting around trying to make their beards grow faster or something? Is that a sport literally as exciting as watching grass grow?
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Or paint drying....
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Well that is quite the headline
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Bad at dealing and Beard growing it looks like... my ballsack has a better looking beard
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Breaking beard
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Didn’t know “Competitive beard grower” was a career
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“competitive beard grower” is now officially the douchiest fucking thing I’ve ever read
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“...AND competitive beard grower.”
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Let this be a warning to all you drug pushing
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That's just gross!!
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I’ve seen a lot of double-disciplines, but “drug dealer and competitive beard grower” is the rarest! His sentence is ridiculous, by the way. Nothing indicates he committed violence. He shouldn’t get any prison time.
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There are competitions in beard growing?! Good lord we're doomed
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I already won this one. Beard down to my tits. Women like the way it tickles theirs.
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Bullshit. As a convicted felon, what kind of drugs?
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