Alien eggs... This is how it all begins... ...and ends...
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... on his penis...
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this is some Indiana Jones shit here
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Also, if he's the "Christopher Columbus of Rocks", then that would mean that he stole someone else's discovery.
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Michigan man dies of cancer after finding glowing rocks.
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Hey CBS News: I know our leader sets a poor example for reading and writing, but that means esteemed corporate citizens(yay Nike!) need to step up and present a better example of integrity and basic writing skills. It’s “fluorescent.”
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Still not convinced that's not a chicken nugget.
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How he gonna be the first "Christopher Columbus" glowing rock finder? Christopher Columbus was lost and thought he landed in India, meaning others already discovered the place (an example of a Eurocentric misconception).
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An us and them ideology, nuanced.
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Sound like CBS?
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Got respect for the old guard leadership, but sometimes not sure.
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That's cool
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If it glows, it probably will eat you!
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I love this!
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On a related note, a Michigan man has been diagnosed with fifteen brand new types of cancer.
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Yep and the water probably made those rocks glow
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