After reading the headline, I think reality is trying to put the Onion out of business.
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She can take those eggs and shove them up her cu Nose.
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What? An actress who just makes up health claims to sell junk to gullible customers doesn't have all the answers to a better life?

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This is a contender for the weirdest headline ever.
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Well no shit hahahah who would fall for that one and why would u put that in your prison pocket
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