Let me help out here: In Soviet Russia, pussy eats you. [ In Yakov Smirinov’s voice. ]
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Uh ohh.... just a matter of time before it hits the USA. Better close your tinder account and marry the girl next door.
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I would be most likely to get it from the girl next door....
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An STD that eats the genitalia??
Oh great! Now it'll be harder for me to get laid!
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They shouldn't have been having sexual relations with a pig
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You let those illegal immigrants in. NOW YOU ARE ALL GOING TO GET THIS. You HAPPY YET
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brought from the 3rd world
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“rarely seen in the US.. Donovanosis is also rare in the U.K. But it's common in some tropical areas, including parts of India, Papua New Guinea, the Caribbean, central Australia and southern Africa... treatable with antibiotics... unclear how the woman became infected”
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The "Derek Jeter" strain of STD
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Why not the U.K.? haha
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Omg eeeew
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Perhaps we should spike the Kool Aid one more time?
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