Will the asphalt survive?
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I bet the ants had the party of their lives.
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Even the highway knows how to have a better time than me.
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How many people showed up to help carrying straws and glasses?
@RepTrey@VoteForTrey wants 18 year olds to be allowed to drive semi trucks across state lines. Cashiers under 21 aren't allowed to do orders with alcohol. I'll assume 18 year olds won't drive the alcohol trucks.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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That stuff is garbage anyway
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Shitfire
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Why can a henny truck fall over in front of my house
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I wonder how many domestic violence complaints this stopped ?
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Lots of drunk raccoons tonight.
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It was all a plot by the raccoons. You'll find them under that yon' tree. Normally they'd be IN the tree but today, they're too drunk and too happy to bother...
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I imagine pit bull appeared and sang “shots shots shots”
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@himynameisjenna@Laurenk0ala oh my god - 1 more reply
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