Wife material
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Yes ma’am! Men everywhere just fell in love.
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Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
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Ultimate beer pong.
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She drank how many bacteria with that?? I’m sure she will find out soon. It’s the same ball they rub their “Balls” with


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Alcohol killed it.
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Today's hero of the Internet & recipient of thousands of proposals of marriage.

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Funny stuff.
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hell at 12 bucks a beer why would anyone throw it out
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Of course. She’s an American.
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@kaul6 CBS could do so much better with this social copy. Sad!#ShakingMyHead -
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Ill show them
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Interviewer: so what are your strengths and what can you bring to this job position? This woman: well there was this one time at a baseball game..... Cheers to this woman! Get it girl! This is so amazing!!!
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My soulmate.
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