FINALLY I can get my old job back. It's not easy to milk a cockroach. But after a long hard day, I can look my family in the eyes and be proud of the life I've been able to provide for them, as I eat Oreos dipped in cockroach milk ... OH MY GOD MY SATIRE JUST CROSSED A LINE.
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I laughed... aloud :]
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How do you milk a cockroach? I thought milking an almond was tough.
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I could’ve gone the rest of my life not knowing cockroach milk was a thing.
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I think I can say with utmost assurance that it is not.
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“Think of Entomilk as a sustainable, nature-friendly, nutritious, lactose free, delicious, guilt-free dairy alternative of the future” wow, the guy used almost all buzz words. Does it also prevent man made global warming?
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My sentiments EXACTLY!!
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Aww come on Fergi! Give it a go!
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I’m allergic.
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If my friends drink this then we cant be friends anymore.
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