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The Marie Kondo of breakups. She/her. Read: http://CaptainAwkward.com  Support: https://www.patreon.com/CapAwkward  Publish: Rep'd by @sztownsend81 at New Leaf Literary

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    Captain Awkward‏ @CAwkward Feb 24

    While we're talking books-as-red-flags, I have a story. Cursed Book Gifts: "Who Moved My Cheese?" (public post)https://www.patreon.com/posts/cursed-book-who-47954964?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=postshare …

    10:23 AM - 24 Feb 2021
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    29 replies 54 retweets 322 likes
      1. Captain Awkward‏ @CAwkward Feb 24

        In meme form for the tl;dr crowdpic.twitter.com/RxdYwEEPTp

        Butterfly meme where the butterfly is "9 signed copies of Who Moved My Cheese?", the man is "my dipshit boss" and the question is "Is this a mentoring?"
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      1. Heather Kenny‏ @heatherkenny Feb 24
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        😱

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      2. mimi smartypants‏ @mimismartypants Feb 24
        Replying to @CAwkward

        there's a chinese version that translates to Who Moved My Pork Bun

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      3. Captain Awkward‏ @CAwkward Feb 24
        Replying to @mimismartypants

        Somehow even worse to imagine exporting that shit

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. weather and noise wears a mask‏ @NotThatTherese Feb 24
        Replying to @CAwkward

        I hate that book with the fieriest of fiery passions. There is nothing about it I do not hate. It is the WORST and it SUCKS.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Captain Awkward‏ @CAwkward Feb 24
        Replying to @NotThatTherese

        The author was exactly as shallow and irritating as you would imagine.

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      2. Et Tu, BrutRae?‏ @BluRaePlayer Feb 24
        Replying to @CAwkward

        Oh God. A boss made everyone in my department read that stupid book. Spoilers: it was a bad job and a bad company

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Austin Baldwin‏ @Autalyst Feb 24
        Replying to @BluRaePlayer @CAwkward

        LOL, I remember this.

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      2. Craig Iturbe‏ @likecraigslist Feb 24
        Replying to @CAwkward

        I know this isn't the point of the story, but I'm now obsessed with what happened to the other Jennifers

        2 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
      3. Captain Awkward‏ @CAwkward Feb 24
        Replying to @likecraigslist

        Right? I never found out.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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