A corn tortilla is not a corn muffin. Chicken thighs exist, I promise. The store may be out of them, but they EXIST. The store is out of English Muffins, except for the nine varieties in the photo you sent me, pick literally any of them. Dogs and cats eat different food.
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Brussels sprouts are tiny cabbages, that's a cauliflower, friend. Thanks for risking your life so I can eat, I will 100% tip the shit out of you, also, there are eggs in the photo you texted me, I do not understand the question?
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Tampons are...look, you're just going to have to ask someone in the store to show you where they are, I do not have time to explain. Once you get there, look for the boxes that say tampons and text me again, ok?
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Soy milk and milk milk are 2 different foods, I see you chose the one less traveled by, but you're going to have to trust me about the difference.
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I love you so much, buddy, we're going to get through this, you are doing awesome, I know it's just that you don't know, we're gonna make it also pls ask someone where the cheese lives thank u
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Corn bread = not a tortilla Corn muffin = not a tortilla Cans of corn = not tortillas Baby corn = WHAT THE FUCK please help me help u Flour tortillas = you're getting warmer Those are tortilla chips, good call, but I need you to go like, one shelf over
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If you try to grab corn chowder I am going to lose my mind OMG, CORN TORTILLAS YOU DID ITpic.twitter.com/C8KDiTeHVW
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YOU GUYS, HE DID IT He's checking out. He's on the way. Now for the game of "what will actually be in the bags?" Thanks for going on this journey with me, don't forget to wear masks and cancel your fucking wedding so I can go to a grocery store again before 2030. :)
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