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her: my fantasy is eating whipped cream off each other, what’s yours JRR Tolkien: *big breath in*
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america: ayyy australia: g’dayy america: lmao new zealand: lmaori
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Friend: How was your Australia trip? Me: *disappointed I wasnt able to carry an adult kangaroo in a baby bjorn while they had a baby kangaroo in their pouch* It was fine I guess
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Vegemite implies that vegemay.
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Campfires are just acoustic toasters.
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Nobody: Girls singing the American anthem at sporting events:
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Crocodile Dundee: you call that a knife? me: yes what do you call it? Dundee: this is a sharpy stabaroo
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me: how much for that pumpkin farmer: that’s my son
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australian: didgeridoo me: no i was happy first time
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an app that makes it sound like you slammed your landline down before ending your smartphone calls
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Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: *peeking out of kangaroo pouch* maybe
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australian: didgeridoo me: no i was happy first time
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USA: super bowl UK: soup bowl
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teacher: you have to make the most of what you’ve been given me, sobbing: *attempts to make a blanket fort out of my student debt*
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[in a wave pool] me, alone: *waving back*
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me: I’ll take this goth pear cashier: that’s an avocado
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me: how much for the supermodel camel keeper: that’s a giraffe
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[inventing jazz] a me: what if music w s l i k e t h i s
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me: how much for the punk melon cashier: that’s a pineapple
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A Harry Potter themed boyband called Wand Erection
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Me: I knew JK Rowling years ago. In my own way I like to think that I provided some inspiration for her success Friend: yeah? Me: yeah, we used to keep our nephew in the cupboard under the stairs
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