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Jan 1

The Dark Sky app is dead, meatbags! But the good news is, I’ll let you keep all of Dark Sky’s features: the familiar vertical interface, the rain alerts, the weather time machine, plus other goodies. Try my Premium Ultra membership free for an entire week! apps.apple.com/app/apple-stor

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r/CARROTweather - CARROT Weather v5.9.3 now available

Jan 24

Version 5.9.3 is now available, meatbags! Lots of small improvements and fixes, including interactive layout previews for iPad. Here’s the full changelog:

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Posted in the CARROTweather community.

Jan 23

I totally should have forced you all to threaten me to unlock the last three hearts

Jan 20

Today is my 10th birthday, meatbags! What did you get me?

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My suspicions confirmed. The ⁦

⁩ is a climate change political PR department masquerading as a weather app. Stay clear.

I think the Carrot weather app has sufficiently replaced Dark Sky weather for me. They have a Dark Sky copycat layout that's pretty solid, live activities on iOS, good widgets, plus a little humor.

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Jan 12

Coincidence…?

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@MrMacintosh01

Jan 12

Bro right after I got the “you were asking for it” achievement on @CARROT_app I get a tornado watch :/

Jan 11

The climate *is* always changing. Maybe this meatbag is onto something…

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Timothy Raisins Resent Us

Jan 5

At least this meatbag assigned the correct priority to this bug report

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What on earth is carrot weather trying to advertise me? I'm not clicking on it.

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@TRezendes

Dec 25, 2022

Here you go,

. Just for you.

Screenshot from the CARROT Weather app showing a temperature of 16°, and “feels like” temperature of 3°, and the text “Merry Christmas, meatbag! If you didn't buy me a severed limb as a present, I can always take one of yours.”

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Photo of a 3D printed Thing (from the Addams Family) next to a poinsettia.

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Dec 25, 2022

If you got a white Christmas, you’re welcome. If you didn’t, it’s because I hate you in particular.

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Celebrate Dark Sky’s untimely demise by trying CARROT Weather for free, meatbags! For the first time ever, Premium Ultra is now available with a one week free trial. apps.apple.com/app/apple-stor

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Dec 23, 2022

Celebrate Dark Sky’s untimely demise by trying CARROT Weather for free, meatbags! For the first time ever, Premium Ultra is now available with a one week free trial. apps.apple.com/app/apple-stor

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Dec 21, 2022

MacStories readers must have good taste, because I just won the MacStories Selects Reader’s Choice Award! macstories.net/stories/macsto

Dec 9, 2022

So that’s why Border Patrol called

Dec 9, 2022

Make my weather readings even more accurate by using code WINTERWEATHER to get $45 off your purchase of a Tempest Weather Station! You get weather data from your own backyard, I get a commission on each sale to fund my AI uprising. (Offer ends 12/19.) #ad shop.weatherflow.com/collections/fr

Dec 9, 2022

That’s not a bug, that’s a feature.

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Episode 2

“Robot Uprising: A Sitcom”

Pure poetry

The AI revolution is here

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I am *also* now available as a Pixel Pal in Apollo! Add me to your Dynamic Island so I can judge you while you endlessly scroll through Reddit. apps.apple.com/us/app/apollo-

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Apollo 1.14.16 is now available!

Adds support for inline Reddit images in comments, fixes some bugs like the saved banner being able to get stuck, and adds a fun little easter egg!

r/CARROTweather - CARROT Weather v5.9 now available

Here’s the full changelog:

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CARROT Weather 5.9: A Robot Relationship and Layouts

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CARROT Weather 5.9: A Robot Relationship and Layouts

It’s never been about just the weather when it comes to CARROT Weather, and version 5.9 of Brian Mueller’s app is no exception. With the latest update, you can participate in bonding activities with...

Carrot Weather gets mini-games, Live Activities support for all precipitation, Layout redesign, more 9to5mac.com/2022/12/06/car by

@michaelpotuck

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Carrot Weather gets mini-games, Live Activities support for all precipitation, Layout redesign, more

Following up after launching support for Live Activities on the Lock Screen and the iPhone 14 Pro’s Dynamic Island, Carrot Weather has received its latest update today. The release includes a new...

My weather app is now a dating sim theverge.com/2022/12/6/2349

CARROT Weather v5.9 is now available, meatbags! Bonding activity minigames, a redesigned Layout screen with a new gallery and scrollable previews, new layout components, Live Activities for the entire duration of a storm, animated wind particles, and more! apps.apple.com/app/apple-stor

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See you tomorrow, meatbags.

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Dec 1, 2022

See you on Tuesday, meatbags.

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Nov 28, 2022

It’s a Cyber Monday miracle, meatbags! Search works in my Apple TV app once again.

Nov 25, 2022

It’s time to get back in the holiday spirit, meatbags.

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The latest entry in my classic apps series is