CA Carbury

@CACarbury

Multiple-copy selling author of fringe erotica with all the words spelled correctly, a sprinkling of SAT vocabulary, and commas in the right places.

In handbasket on way to hell
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2015.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    27. velj 2015.

    I'm a published pornographer! Thinking of submitting news to my alma mater's magazine. They'll be so proud of what I've done with my degree.

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    22. sij

    It is time that the people DOING THE WORK of raising the next generation are socially compensated for doing a *JOB* that our society *would not function* without. It is time for

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  3. 18. sij

    No surprises here: 1. 2. ... ... 6. Joe Biden 7. Tulsi Gabbard (R)

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    17. sij

    "never use adverbs" is great advice, except for the part that adverbs fucking rule and you should use them constantly

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    11. sij
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  6. 7. sij

    I finally have something nice to say about Microsoft Word: It nudges users toward the by squiggly underlining every instance where it isn’t used.

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    Walmart insulin is not an acceptable or safe option for people with type I diabetes.

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  8. 16. pro 2019.

    When you find the fiction that pushes exactly the buttons you like pushed? 10/10 Would absolutely recommend.

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  9. 29. stu 2019.

    Motherfuck, the new way that iOS is highlighting text is annoying. I need to capitalize a word, not replace it entirely.

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    Colleagues are debating whether "Well you can fuck off" needs a comma. I love this job. (And I say no. Normally yes after "Well," but somehow in this expression it'd imply a pause that wouldn't really be there.)

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    15. stu 2019.

    You guys can call us Gen Xer's "Karen" if you want but if you understood us at all, it'd be "Heather."

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  12. 13. stu 2019.

    I have the two children I wanted to have when I was ready to have children.

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  13. 13. stu 2019.

    I generally don’t care for Disney, and I was pretty ready for The End of Star Wars coming up in December. Then I found out Pedro Pascal is 😍

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    We want automation. The problem isn't automation. If toil can be done by a machine it should be. Jobs are for machines. Life is for people. We value time.

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    31. lis 2019.
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  16. 25. lis 2019.

    Amazon is truly evil. I searched for “Chicago Manual of Style.” The first return was “The Elements of Style Workbook.” 🤬

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  17. 25. lis 2019.

    Microsoft Word is chaotic evil.

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  18. 9. lis 2019.
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    24. ruj 2019.

    Your cyberpunk name is basically just your name because I mean look around at this shit

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  20. 21. ruj 2019.

    So it seems that six weeks of formal employment has brought the luster back to the idea of writing fiction in my pajamas.

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