I'm scared to go to sleep in case I dream of my greasy Greek fellatio-in-the-bathroom-demanding fake husband again.
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Replying to @sadiehasler
@sadiehasler kalimera! I smell of olive oil! Now: DO IT!2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @almurray
@ajhmurray@sadiehasler do I even want to know? This isn't about martinis, is it?1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @fleetstreetfox
@fleetstreetfox@ajhmurray No. It's about my fucking imaginary husband and Murray isn't making it any better.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @sadiehasler
@sadiehasler@ajhmurray country music. It will help.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @fleetstreetfox
@fleetstreetfox@ajhmurray Yes. Then I will dream of my fake cowboy husband who demands fellatio on the porch at sundown. Much better.2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @sadiehasler
@sadiehasler@fleetstreetfox yee-ha! get those sweet dogies out here now woman and let me rest my spurs on your shoulders etc3 replies 1 retweet 0 likes
@ajhmurray @sadiehasler @fleetstreetfox That's quite some mind you have there Mr M. I imagine a day in your head would be a wild ride!
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