Otter Dad

@ByteSizeOtter

Part time satyr and full time otter seeking happiness and shiny objects in the universe. Programmer, tinkerer, writer, professional eldritch horror summoner.

Seattle, WA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: kolovoz 2008.

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  1. 6. velj

    I shouldn’t be feeling this lonely.

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    5. velj

    Being mutuals on Twitter with a lot in common, who would obviously enjoy talking to each other, but waiting for one of you to make the first move:

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    2. velj

    Bats are often mistaken as rodens but in fact they belong to their own mammalian order called Chiroptera. They are more closely related to cats than rats

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    Mods are asleep post smooth food

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    4. velj

    My bra said, Im’a head out! 💥

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    4. velj
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  7. 4. velj

    I have reached a burnout point with my job. I no longer care to be involved in any sort of customer service anymore and I don't know what to do.

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    3. velj
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    1. velj

    全てチョコでできた鳥籠が凄い

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    3. velj

    Don’t let the advert distract you from when they throttled California firefighters cell service.

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    HOLD ON...Johnny Depp lost his role as Jack Sparrow over some shit that was proven to be his ex-wife’s fault???? But SHE got to keep her jobs??? Am I missing something???

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    ⬆️In 1965, public college tuition was $2,000 a year. Now it’s $10,000. ⬇️In 1968 the minimum wage was $10. Now it’s $7.25. If we're not supposed to learn from other wealthy countries, we can sure as hell look at policies America had 50 years ago, when we were half as rich.

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    25. sij
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  14. 2. velj

    Does "wiseass" count?

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  15. 2. velj

    Another year older. Another year wiser. Well, another year older at least.

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    31. sij

    When you're an inflight safety pamphlet designer who definitely knows what babies look like

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    2. velj

    I think I have a headset fetish.

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    2. velj

    Can boomers make a single anti Bernie meme that doesn't make him look cool as shit?

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    12. lis 2019.

    I’m here to tell you that Wildcat is actually a misunderstood studmuffin with a speech impediment and the jumpsuit hides the fact that he’s actually part leopard.

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    2. velj

    What do you think about?🐯

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