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political satirist,vegan,documentary :tickling Giants,book: revolution for dummies instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bassemyoussef/  official facebook below

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    Bassem Youssef‏Verified account @Byoussef Sep 20

    Will share the stage with these fine comedians at the comedy store . Details in poster

    8:10 AM - 20 Sep 2018
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    • Amerra Akram Reem Hosni Mahmuod Glal احمد عواد Ahmed Fawzy Ahmed Anwar Abdo HaGêr UWK
    30 replies 12 retweets 419 likes
      1. ahmed saad eldeen‏ @moso_art Sep 21
        Replying to @Byoussef

        وحشتنا ، مصر محتاجة برنامج البرنامج دلوقتي اكتر من أي وقت فات ، اعمله من برة مصر والف من هيعرضهولك ، إن شاله يوتيوب هيكسب جداً بردو ، ماتسيبناش كده

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      1. Omnia Farag*‏ @OmniaFarag16 Sep 21
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        ياريت برنامج البرنامج يرجع تاني 😃

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      1. Bessa_eldos@yahoo.com‏ @BessaEldos Sep 20
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        انت فين يا باسم من بعدك فى ناس كتير مش لاقيه اللى يلمها

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      1. Ahmed‏ @AhmedElbigawy Sep 20
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        We look forward to your success 😍

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      1. Ahmed‏ @Ahmed68480675 Sep 20
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        وحشنا جداا ووحشانا قله ادبك الجميله بنحبك يا بسوم

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      1. Mohamed Elnaggar‏ @Mohamed06287523 Sep 20
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        باسيييييم انت فين ياعم بجد حزين عليكي يا مصر

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      1. Ahmad Saeed‏ @AhmadSaeed_ Sep 20
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        وحشتنا أوي ووحشتنا الأيام اللي كنا بنعرف نتكلم فيها

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      1. MissingEmma‏ @TheGreenDan Sep 20
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        mabruk. Good to see you growing over there. Yaatik elafi.

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      1. A7MED_ALHİLALİ‏ @a7med_alhilali Sep 20
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        Waiting 😘

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      1. Ahmed hosny‏ @Ahosny8080 Sep 20
        Replying to @Byoussef

        I love u bassem 😍

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      1. Moustafa abdo soulta‏ @MoSoultan2 Sep 20
        Replying to @Byoussef

        Miss you 😢

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      1. Helmy Wasief‏ @helmiwasief Sep 26
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        مش كفايه كده اليس لك شعور او احساس .

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      1. Atef Samir‏ @AtefSam33975261 Sep 21
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        فينك وحشتنا

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      1. Mohamed Abas‏ @Mohamed46841777 Sep 21
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        waiting😍

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      1. Muse Shady‏ @MuseShady1 Sep 21
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        Any trips to the #Netherlands ?

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      1. ضياء جمال‏ @UGebHiBvUmS6tB3 Sep 20
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        برد c

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      1. Love‏ @Luv2LuvLuv Sep 20
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        Good luck!

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      1. عمروالعقرب‏ @eqdnce7g5hKMAQ0 Sep 20
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        فينك يانجم

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      1. Mahmoud Awdalla‏ @AwdallaMahmoud Sep 20
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        الحياة من غير البرنامج بيض التنين ارجع بقى

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