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political satirist,vegan,documentary :tickling Giants,book: revolution for dummies instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bassemyoussef/  official facebook below

Los Angeles, CA
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    Bassem Youssef‏Verified account @Byoussef Sep 6

    Bassem Youssef Retweeted Joe's Pub

    I am back in New York for another series of shows in October . Check the linkhttps://twitter.com/joespub/status/1037467991426965505 …

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    Joe's PubVerified account @JoesPub
    Just Added! Egyptian heart surgeon turned world-famous political comedian @Byoussef returns to Joe's Pub with Stand Up, Stand Down, Stand Out Oct 15-25 Tix: https://bit.ly/2MRbreL  pic.twitter.com/PrECWdhnov
    7:33 AM - 6 Sep 2018
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    • MRMR 🌻 ASMAA HAMDY محمد حكيم Esma3il_elahtam♓™ hamada hakosha samar shawky كتكووت🐥 Arwa Sedek
    46 replies 39 retweets 552 likes
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      1. Donya 💛‏ @Dandon_Bo Sep 6
        Replying to @Byoussef

        Check the link plez 😉 @somism22

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      2. Somia‏ @somism22 Sep 6
        Replying to @Dandon_Bo @Byoussef

        OMG 😍😍😍💙 My heart beats hard 💓so happy

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. تاجر دين‏ @mostafa_13 Sep 6
        Replying to @Byoussef

        ربنا يرمل مراتك وييتم عيالك عاجلاً غير آجل :)

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      2. معاذ بن مساعد |‏ @im6w3 Sep 6
        Replying to @mostafa_13 @Byoussef

        هل تتوقع أن دعائك سيستجاب وانت تناجي ربك بالطريقة ذي

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      3. تاجر دين‏ @mostafa_13 Sep 6
        Replying to @im6w3 @Byoussef

        اها

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      4. mohamed Ehab‏ @mohamed93853234 Sep 6
        Replying to @mostafa_13 @im6w3 @Byoussef

        انت تعرف انك كل ما بتدعي علي حد الملائكة بتقولك ولَك مثلها

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      5. تاجر دين‏ @mostafa_13 Sep 6
        Replying to @mohamed93853234 @im6w3 @Byoussef

        الحديث بيقول: ما من عبد مسلم يدعو ((لأخيه) بظهر الغيب، إلا قال المَلَك: ولك بمثل. ورواية تانية بتقول: دعوة المرء ((لأخيه)) بظهر الغيب مستجابة، عند رأسه ملك موكل كلما دعا ((لأخيه)) بخير، قال الملك الموكل به: آمين ولك بمثل. ياريت حضرتك تكون عارف الفرق بين ((لأخيه)) (وعلي أخيه) :)

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      6. mohamed Ehab‏ @mohamed93853234 Sep 9
        Replying to @mostafa_13 @im6w3 @Byoussef

        ده كلامك براضو ملكش حق انك تدعي علي حد معملكشً حاجة😒

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      1. ﮼مجيدوف‏ @mjoood93 Sep 6
        Replying to @Byoussef

        كلنا ننتظرك يا دكتور 😍♥️👍🏻

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      1. Hana n Maged‏ @HananMaged2 Sep 7
        Replying to @Byoussef

        بالتوفيق

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      1. ISLAM‏ @ISLAM10695692 Sep 6
        Replying to @Byoussef

        وحشتنا يا راجل عليا النعمةً ما بتفرج ع حاجة من بعدك انا ضعت ي باسم😘

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      1. الميزان الحق‏ @aliderma7 Sep 6
        Replying to @Byoussef

        أنت اشتغلت (باك )يا كرنب ما أنت كنت شغال ( استرايكر) أيام مرسى أنت بلعت لسانك أمتى يا أض👽😔🤥🤫

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      1. الفيلسوف إبراهيم أبوعواد‏ @ibrahimabuawwad Sep 6
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBUKouAzxRc …

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      1. sarrasarita‏ @sarrasa64376119 Sep 9
        Replying to @Byoussef

        ارجع بقا اعمل البرنامج من اي حتة في الدنيا مش مهم

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      1. الشامل برس‏ @shamel_press Sep 9
        Replying to @Byoussef

        السعودية : القبض على الوافد المصري الذي تناول الإفطار برفقة موظفة في منشأة بجدةhttp://shamelpress.com/1211/arabic-international.html …

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      1. Marwa Elfeky‏ @MarwaElfeky Sep 7
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        v

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      1. Radwan‏ @Radotall Sep 7
        Replying to @Byoussef

        Why you don't make a YouTube channel , we need you more. I know that you are in a different society and you are busy of it's problems, because you are living on it, but we need you more thanks in advance.

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      1. walid‏ @walibdrwysh Sep 7
        Replying to @Byoussef

        @JoesPub هلا بسومه

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