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political satirist,vegan,documentary :tickling Giants,book: revolution for dummies instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bassemyoussef/  official facebook below

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    Bassem Youssef‏Verified account @Byoussef Sep 2

    https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2121081354818514&id=1646363578956963 …

    6:25 PM - 2 Sep 2018
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    • محمد خيرى جامع عبدالرحمن NaNa Mouhmmed aya midoborham2000 Ahmed 3mar Ahmed Mortada Sobih Khalil Mohmmad Alsafty
    29 replies 13 retweets 233 likes
      1. shady Elshabrawy‏ @ElshabrawyShady Sep 2
        Replying to @Byoussef

        محتاجينك ف الزريبة اللي عايشين فيها دي ده انت كنت هتعمل شوية شغل عنب

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      1. Wolf‏ @Wolf30612867 Sep 2
        Replying to @Byoussef

        امال فينك يا باسم مبتعملش حلقات يوتيوب ليه وتناقش وضع البلد المزري دلوقت كنت خايف تتكلم وانت في مصر ما انت بره اهو يلا اتحفنا

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      2. Ab Do‏ @ma7goub1996 Sep 3
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        مبيهاجمش البلد من برا 😂😂😂

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      1. محمد صلاح الصاوي‏ @SalahElsawi Sep 2
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        ايه ده أراجوز اهوه..... يا أراجوز انت مبتعملش حلقات ليه ع اليوتيوب بتنتقد اللي بيحصل يا أراجوز يا ابن ال....... اسفخس عليك وعلي أمثالك كلكم كلاب تعوي واديك مطرد زليل حقير لا تستطيع حتي تاخد نفسك يا أراجوز يا معفن

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      1. Tarek Hosam‏ @TarekHosam4 Sep 2
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        ارجع تاني ياعم. نفسنا. في شويه ضحك من بتوع زمان. الله يكرمك

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      1. Ahmed khaled Botshy‏ @ahmed_Botsh Sep 2
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        واحشنا يا عم 😃 هاترجع أمتي زهقت الي خلفونا من كتر الانتظار 😪

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      1.  🅱️illy  🧠 🇪🇬 ♑️‏ @Nabil_Magdy92 Sep 2
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         🅱️illy  🧠 🇪🇬 ♑️ Retweeted اقتباسات كفار

        https://twitter.com/i/status/1036336888473427968 … شوف ده يا باسم

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        إنعزلت عن فريق العمل، وبدأوا في تمزيق ملابسي: مزقوا الجاكيت تمامًا، قميصي أصبح فوق عنقي، من ثم حمالة صدري، وبعدها مزقوا البنطلون. كانت أياديهم تغتصبني، مرة تلو الأخرى. - لاري لوجان، عن قصة اغتصابها الجماعي بميدان التحرير pic.twitter.com/XfqWARz9kb
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      1. مصطفى شحاته‏ @aboshehata546 Sep 2
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        انزل بالترجمة ياشادي 😂😂

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      1. DarkTemplar‏ @Darktemplar47 Sep 2
        Replying to @Byoussef

        Youre irrelevant !

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      1. Nadia Mohamed‏ @NadiaMo12111462 Sep 2
        Replying to @Byoussef

        أنت لوكنت موجود فى الفتره دى ياباسم كنت عملت شغل المعلم لنفسه 👌

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      1. Abu Sofian‏ @AbuSofi59719851 Sep 2
        Replying to @Byoussef

        بيض بالبسطرمة

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      1. علي☤‏ @ali1almagadi Sep 2
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        وعع

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      1. البرنس‏ @d1GfOmeBa7N83Pt Sep 2
        Replying to @Byoussef

        والله وحشتنا ❤️❤️❤️

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      1. صالح بشير‏ @27_saleh Sep 2
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        a comedian now make more money than a doctors

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      1. بيج أحمد‏ @AhmedIs86021324 Sep 2
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        انا قريت اللينك نفسه بصوتك وحشتني جدا والله

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      1. تخيمر‏ @yp4mZkoQJ33MEEI Sep 2
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        انت فين يا نجم وحشتنا

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      1. Mohamed.amer‏ @Mohamed32345367 Sep 6
        Replying to @Byoussef

        انت من اكثر المبدعين المحترمين لنفسه وللناس ورغم انك ليك مده كبيره ما بتظهر الاانك ما بتتنسيش ويريت نشوفك عن قريب

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      1. fratello‏ @fratello_e Sep 6
        Replying to @Byoussef

        انزل يا دكتور شوفلنا ( رضوي الشربيني)

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      1. نجلاء النجار‏ @nelnagaar1 Sep 5
        Replying to @Byoussef

        انا طبعا مفهمتش ولا كلمة بس مبسوطة ان شوفتك

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      1. Shosho‏ @a11_shosho Sep 4
        Replying to @Byoussef

        التلفزيون من دونك سلططططه 😢💔ياليت ترجع لو عاليوتيوب راضيين

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