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Bassem Youssef
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political satirist,vegan,documentary :tickling Giants,book: revolution for dummies instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bassemyoussef/  official facebook below

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    Bassem Youssef‏Verified account @Byoussef Jul 9

    Landing in NY. Starting my shows tomorrow at Joe’s Pub. For link for tickets check Instagram stories

    2:22 PM - 9 Jul 2018
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    • خطاب النجاري AS علوش الربيعي Osama Waheed Dina Meme Niveen Gheriany MOHAMED KENAWY sama_amin_sama سبع الليل ابو موته😎
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      1. مسافر‏ @passerby2030 Jul 9
        Replying to @Byoussef

        خسارتك جمهورك كان ممكن يمشي وراك بس انت اللي سبته لما سبت مبادءك. أو يمكن مكنش عندك مباديء مؤمن بيها تدافع عنها اصلا. كله اكل عيش

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      1. Khaled aseer‏ @Khaledaseer3 Jul 9
        Replying to @Byoussef

        good luck ya bassem

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      1. Abdelrhaman Ghorab‏ @Ghorab55 Jul 9
        Replying to @Byoussef

        @yehiiamuhammedd

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      2.  🤙🏼‏ @elakabwee Jul 9
        Replying to @Ghorab55 @yehiiamuhammedd

        kont lesa ha2olo l2etak bt2olo 😂😂

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      3. يِحْييَ‏ @yehiiamuhammedd Jul 9
        Replying to @elakabwee @Ghorab55

        Ya kelaab howa kan awel youm bas👀😂😂😂

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      4.  🤙🏼‏ @elakabwee Jul 9
        Replying to @yehiiamuhammedd @Ghorab55

        da 3ashan el 7asad bayna awi y3ni 😂😂😂😂

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      1. fatima Hashem‏ @fatimahashem81 Jul 9
        Replying to @Byoussef

        We miss you

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      1. khaled aslan‏ @khaledaslan46 Jul 9
        Replying to @Byoussef

        مع احترامي هتكون قرد ابو صديري هناك لغرض في انفسهم مسكين

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      1. الميت الحى‏ @Deadliveperson Jul 9
        Replying to @Byoussef

        ياعم سيبنا فى حالنا اللة يكرمك احنا مش لاقيين ناكل اصلا فى مصر وخليك فى امريكا وربنا يسعدك بس بلاش التويتات الى تحرق الدم دى

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      1. timiji mohammed‏ @MohammedTimiji Jul 10
        Replying to @Byoussef

        الصراحة فقدت الكثير من مصداقيتك أو بالأحرى كلها كنت شوكة في حلق الإخوان و لكن بقدوم النضام الجديد هربت هو النضام الموجود حاليا لا توجد فيه عيوب

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      2. Amgad Hassan‏ @ahassan9 Jul 10
        Replying to @MohammedTimiji @Byoussef

        هى مصداقيته ديه ما تتأكدش الا لو هو فى السجن أو القبر؟ ما اتريقش على النظام الجديد؟ مصيبه تكون فاكر البرنمج وقف علشان الألفاظ الخارجه!!!! ولا الكام مليون تعويض علشان هو اللى فسخ التعاقد

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      1. Aymen Mamdouh‏ @AYMENMAMDOUH Jul 13
        Replying to @Byoussef

        و مصر يا باسم !

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      1. SamFranklin‏ @SFSeeWhy Jul 10
        Replying to @Byoussef

        I’ve listened to everyone of them and think they are great. 2 comments. 1: they are too short. 30 mins is too short since you’re also doin a lot of voice overs. 2: less voice overs and more actual interviews. Q&A Love your show. Hugs and kisses to Nadia.

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      1. ALI KARIM‏ @cealikarim Jul 9
        Replying to @Byoussef

        I still missing ya dear doctor

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      1. بهاء حشمت الدقي‏ @tnORFe39rSMtc2K Jul 9
        Replying to @Byoussef

        ياد انت علق

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      1. Maha Ismail‏ @mahmoma55 Jul 9
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        بالتوفيق يا باسم

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      1. RedPoppy‏ @redpoppy1234 Jul 9
        Replying to @Byoussef

        Kick asses 👍💪🏾

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      1. the_traveller‏ @thetrav04301341 Jul 9
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        نقدر نشوفك ازاي؟

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