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@ByYourLogic

The thing with me is that I am smart and I’m smelf, I’m self smarted, basically, By myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things.

Joined January 2016

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    Jul 15
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  3. I had to leave Will’s birthday because my back is inflamed from not working out I’m owen

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  4. the nerve of these fucking roaches who benefit from government enforced local monopolies of their nonfunctional service bitching about people’s work ethics

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  5. this doctor’s gotta be able to stick my son back in so he can be born right when they sing “welcome to the new age.” at least with how much this shit’s gonna cost

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  6. making my cab driver go slowly through hip BKLYN so I can show passers by that I’m listening to Kendrick Lamar and Imagine Dragons’ historic live collaboration

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  7. just my luck. I bet my neighbor he could beat my ass and kill me with a gun if the Proud Boys accounts got suspended from Twitter on today’s exact date. oh brother!

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  8. they’re calling me Mr I Want To Have Sex With The Concept Of Debate

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  9. Mr Damn My Squirt Taste Good has sent you a message GG dude, let’s play duos sometimes, my son is in the hospital so I have nothing but time lol...

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  10. You have reached level 100 To prestige Twitter, select 1 of the following: I. I am an accelerationist anarchist member of the Green Party. that's why I am buying space in Trump Tower II. Treat girls like a Russ song, not a Lil Pump song III. my ass schtink

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    21 hours ago

    xxclusive photos of Branson's tonsure are on the Patreon

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  13. gets thirsted in a landing spot and watches my team for 20 minutes

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  14. one Steve Bannon thing that never left my head was when he bragged about “running businesses in Asia.” it’s such an incredibly vague and meaningless phrase, the kind you throw out while operating a pyramid scheme. all these guys are the same guy

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  15. will be tweeting this word for word but replacing Fredson Paixao with Will Menaker and leaving it up for about 4 years for Will's birthday I think

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  16. Saudi dirty dozen of 12 bored mercenaries from different countries being sent into Ottawa to rescue Peterson from a contentious CBC interview

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    24 hours ago

    My face when a woman refuses to debate me

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  18. Retweeted
    Aug 10

    The exchange rate went over 6 lira to the dollar overnight(!)

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    Supreme court nominee Brett Kavanaugh rides HARD for Takeshi 6ix9ine and it's starting to be a problem.

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  20. Aug 9

    squad runs afoul of Halo pro, pays big time

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  21. Aug 9

    Ben Sasse: Jax’s actions are an unprecedented assault on the institution of Sexy Unique Restaurant (1/15)

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