I love this story so much. I read it at least once a year.
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I didn't even spot that it was old. Was too busy spluttering on a quiet commuter train.
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Omg this story is amazing
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You sure it’s not Northumbrian ‘pitmatic’? Like ‘ plodgin’ - to paddle.
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It literally took me five minutes to stop laughing for long enough to read this story out loud to my wife.
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