B. Finch, Esq

@Buttockus

Attorney. American. I’m the guy you warned your mother about.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined November 2013
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    12 Feb 2016

    Knock Ted Cruz all you want but he's fucking rad in Godfather 2.

    10 replies 100 retweets 292 likes
  2. 2 hours ago

    Why does anybody have Newt's phone number

    I just called Newt Gingrich. Asked about the Trump NYT interview and whether Sessions should resign, he said: "No, no, no, no no, goodbye."
  3. 2 hours ago

    Twitter put me on time out for a day so I don't know who can read this, but serious fuck these people

    0:49
    "Democrats lost the election, so they're going to investigate Trump for as long as he's in office." -
    3 replies 8 likes
  4. 12 hours ago

    I just got this, a few minutes after my first ever tweet that mentioned Coolio

    4 replies 6 likes
  5. 16 hours ago

    Trump hasn’t posted any obligatory thoughts and prayers for J Mac, but the last 4 tweets he wrote have mentioned meals.

    2 replies 1 retweet 7 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Jul 19

    Mansplaining tennis to someone that won 59 grand slam titles.

    312 replies 7,902 retweets 17,552 likes
  7. 19 hours ago

    Sum myself up in one song? Fine:

    1 like
  8. 20 hours ago

    Considering she was in The Accountant, yes.

    I've still never seen a fidget spinner in person. So I guess I've made all the correct life choices?
    1 like
  9. 22 hours ago

    Here’s your boy, conducting the Symphony of Suck

    Well, Trump will always have this
    2 likes
  10. 24 hours ago

    /Trump leaves city in stolen fire truck

    0:47
    President Trump meeting with senators: “I don’t think we should leave town unless we have a health insurance plan”
    2 replies 6 likes
  11. 24 hours ago

    The sequel to Fox in Socks is a huge disappointment

    "Fox & Friend." This piece is really a must read.
    1 reply 2 likes
  12. Jul 18

    "I live my life a Quarter Pounder at a time"--Dumb Toretto

    7 likes
  13. Jul 18

    What is this guy the sheriff of and why is he here?

    2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
  14. Jul 18

    Fam--inaction is definitely an option

    3 likes
  15. Jul 18

    Please give Fatty a truck to pretend to drive.

    1:16
    Trump on Senate GOP: “The vote would have been pretty close to, if you look at it, 48 to 4. That’s a pretty impressive vote by any standard”
    1 reply 7 likes
  16. Jul 18

    Abbey Choad

    2 retweets 7 likes
  17. Jul 18

    To distract Trump the next thing theyll park in the White House driveway is -ice cream truck -world's strongest bouncy house -your mom

    2 retweets 8 likes
  18. Jul 18

    Flabby Road

    3 replies 5 retweets 21 likes
  19. Jul 17

    With this defeat, millions of the Trumpenproletariat will be forced to not lose their health insurance. Take that dummies!

    1 reply 3 likes
  20. Jul 17

    This tweet hugged my soul and warmed it

    Trump WH still struggles w conference calls. V weird OH comment from unmuted caller during Iran briefing: "My inflatable doll is a lesbian."
    2 likes
  21. Jul 17

    With the news of the Alternative Win in health care, Trump's Official Distractor has to top this tomorrow

    2 retweets 3 likes

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