Chris Morris

@BurrowDweller73

No hay cosas imposibles, sino hombres incapaces...

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Geregistreerd in maart 2009

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    Well, you didn't think the were going to shut out this Red Sox lineup, did you? Let's just try to hold them there.

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  3. 30 minuten geleden

    HAPPY BIRD DAY, DEAR RED SOX, HAPPY BIRD DAY TO YOU!!! lead 5-0!!! 👏😃👏😃👏😃

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  4. 33 minuten geleden

    WHEN YOU WISH ON ANDUJAR, MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHO YOU ARE!!! The kids give the a 4-0 lead!!! 👏😃👏😃👏😃

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  5. 49 minuten geleden

    So, Alaska... It brought us Curt Schilling, Sarah Palin, and now smoked salmon flavored vodka. Is it possible to get a restraining order against an entire state?

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  6. 55 minuten geleden

    Among the things I will never understand are: • Quantum physics • The allure of ferris wheels • Those jeans that go all the way up to the woman's breasts

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    At least that way you'd get your cardio done for the day just by coming home.

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    Joe DiMaggio passes George Sisler... Whitey Ford arrives... on June 29th in history:

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    It's the greatest rivalry in American professional sports... Let's do this!!!

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    My shrink prescribed them for me, so yes.

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    New manager, Sunny, will no longer play Jose Reyes over Amed Rosario.

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  12. 18 uur geleden

    For future reference, the answer to the question 'Are people really this dumb?' is always 'Yes.'

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  13. 18 uur geleden

    When goes on a picnic, the ants bring her food.

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    Grab Zanax, Prozac and a coffee, head to work and cry in traffic! ~ 's morning routine

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  16. 18 uur geleden

    Tips for Life: 1) Look alert even if you're in a coma. 2) Maintain dignity though you're living under a bridge. 3) Stay true to your dreams even when they're nightmares. 4) Follow

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  17. 19 uur geleden

    Imagining a live version of 'Dirty Work' where the sax solo is 20 minutes long and Wayne Shorter dedicates it to .

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  18. 19 uur geleden

    Things that would make the Antiques Road Show more interesting: 1) If they talked about how good the object would be as a murder weapon. 2) If people brought in more memorabilia. 3) If were the host.

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    Signs that things aren’t going well: 1) Your latest Ponzi scheme involves an oyster bar and a switchblade. 2) You find avocados in horrible places. 3) Your only phone calls are to people who are deemed unstable. 4) You're not following

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    27 jun.

    hot couple looking for a third. no sex play u just have to decide where we go eat

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