Michael Burke

@BurkoSays

Funny Or Die // Producer // Editor // Northern Gentleman

Los Angeles
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Joined September 2010
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Jul 2016

    I wrote this. But made it sound good.

    0:25
    Replying to @BuzzFeedNews
    Katy Perry tells DNC crowd to "have an open mind and to use your voice.”
    1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
  2. Jun 8

    Oh me? Just making .

    2 likes
  3. Jun 8

    Trump 2016: How a Lifelong Democrat Became the Republican Nominee. Comey 2020: How a Lifelong Republican Bacame the Democratic Nominee.

    1 like
  4. Jun 7

    "The Paw-cast" featuring and kitstagrams. @ Funny or Die

    1 like
  5. Jun 7
    Replying to

    Is Eric Trump...

  6. Jun 7

    Tried to settle a bet on whether was ugly for a human or just ugly for a man. Photo for reference.

    1 reply
  7. Jun 6

    Made this for all my equally desperate liberal friends. CC:

    1:07
    Do you like Shark Week? Then you're going to LOVE Comey Week on CNN!
  8. Jun 3

    Hell ya I love weed cuz I'm a rebel. Sorry mom! (If my mom joins Twitter, I'm going to delete this tweet so fast my fingers might break)

    1 reply 9 likes
  9. Jun 2

    Any friends play Overwatch? Need some teammates.

    4 replies 1 like
  10. May 31

    Sorry for the spoiler but is the name of his sled.

    2 retweets 6 likes
  11. May 25

    Because of , the electorate equates perfect bodyslam form with sound policy. Liberals did this to themselves.

    1 like
  12. Retweeted
    May 25

    Republican Greg Gianforte wants you to keep the change, ya filthy animal.

    Kevin from Home Alone Uses Republican Greg Gianforte's Bodyslam Audio
    4 replies 96 retweets 212 likes
  13. May 24

    You: I grow and sell small batch organic beans. Me: Go on... You: My company is called Tailwinds. Me: Here are all of my dollars.

    3 likes
  14. May 24

    "We're more than friends. We're family." - my television

    2 likes
  15. May 24

    Me looking at the CBO score...

    1 like
  16. May 24

    Hey ladies - they said "pope," not "mope!"

    1 reply 4 likes
  17. May 23

    My favorite type of spam email is the "berate you in a vicious yet generic manner." Or I'm living some very exciting double life here.

    2 replies 10 likes
  18. May 19

    . Would you recommend my juggling room be kitchen or bedroom adjacent? And no, both isn't an option, you cheeky twins. :)

    1 like
  19. May 17

    2015: I can tell you 10 decimal places of pi. 2017: I can tell you 10 levels of presidential succession.

    1 retweet 7 likes
  20. May 16
    Replying to

    Can we somehow convince all his constituents to flip him the bird continuously at his next town hall?

  21. May 16

    This is the first true belly laugh I've gotten from this shitshow of an administration.

    I just asked abt the Comey news and he flicked me off -- literally gave me the middle finger -- and kept walking. Said nothing
    1 reply 4 likes

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