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Discovering at hour 50 that experience carries over even if you lose a battle has taken the sting out of this absolute bastard of a fight
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I don't think I ever saw the X Files episode Jersey Devil before this is so funny
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Yeah this is a bullshit fight haha
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I've reached the final chapter of Triangle Strategy so expect some outrageous swearing for the rest of the week as I deal with whatever horseshit it wants to throw at me in this final gauntlet
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just got back from this year's FibonacciCon and it was as big as the last two put together
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me: holy fuck im so fucking hungry i could go for some food rn...
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Depressed Fred Flinstone parking his car in the garage and running in place
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A few years ago nobody knew what a psyop was. Now it’s a psyop when McDonalds releases something called the Gay Meal and also when your mom says its time to pay your own phone bill
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One of the strangers I normally wait for the bus with just rode past on a bike is this character development?
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It's just the same joke over and over again haha how implausible that this character from this other thing would be in this film shut up
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All those Barbie memes are really stripping my enthusiasm for the film fucking stop it
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I've reached the final chapter of Triangle Strategy so expect some outrageous swearing for the rest of the week as I deal with whatever horseshit it wants to throw at me in this final gauntlet
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The mutant clams in the Flooded District suck
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Looking forward to being able to appreciate Ryan Gosling's comedic brilliance once again before he's sent back down the grim drama and boring action film mines for another 5 years
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what the hell was in their pockets looney tunes dynamite
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tattoos are unprofessional?? [reveals my knuckle tats that say EMPL OYEE]
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my wild JFK conspiracy theory is that it was one random guy with a gun, and we've created elaborate conspiracy theories around it because we still are in denial as a country about how much damage one random guy with a gun can do
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when i lived in north florida years ago there was a swamp-rock guy called The Sauce Boss who was always cooking a giant pot of gumbo onstage
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And yet not a single one of these buggers is capable of turning around a tight-90 romcom. Sad.
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I'm sorry, Ridley Scott's got a Napoleon epic, Scorsese's unveiling a four hour crime drama, Coppola's doing whatever the fuck Megalopolis is, the movies are back. We made it.
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Each year there are more Tory MPs convicted of sex offences than voters convicted of ID fraud
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Video's doing really well but giving it a little push again in case you missed it
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NEW VIDEO - On the surface Before the Green Moon is a farming sim like any other, but as you start to peel back the layers you will discover something strange and beautiful underneath: a game that trades in complexity for emotional honesty (link in next tweet)
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Had a power cut at work this morning and it's somehow absolutely fucked all the IT infrastructure
I cannot tell you how glad I am I watched this opening night, before the “fans” threw their weird hissyfit. The theater was on fuckin fire the whole movie and every single person in it went into church-silent awe at this moment.
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