Buffalo Jill

@Buffalojilll

30. Buffalover living in PA. Lifelong third wheel. Cares way too much that you love my dog. Terrified of getting my mail.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2018.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    16. ožu 2019.

    [1st night of a boyfriend sleeping over] Me: I sleep with a sound machine, that ok? Him: ya that's fine! *I reach over & hit a button. The part in Hey Ya where he repeats "alright alright alright alright" starts to play on a loop* Me *snuggles covers up to chin*: night babe

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    3. sij

    Girlfriend: You never say anything romantic to me. Me: *just called her the rootinest tootinest cowboy the west has ever seen* Are you joking right now?

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    2. velj

    someone: *tells me their name* me 7 seconds later:

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    prije 2 sata

    no one: Jason Mraz: blapadoopagappaduay🎶

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    Imagine Dragons? You mean what Donkey does when pornhub is down?

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    29. pro 2019.

    I'm so tired I could nap a horse

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    prije 23 sata

    Me: *dies and enters heaven* Steve Irwin: *jumping on an angel and grappling it onto its back* See how his wings are just flapping? That’s a good sign of a healthy temper.

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    prije 9 sati

    who called it a voicemail and not a boomer-rang

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    prije 9 sati

    IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT PHANTOM OF THE OPERA? KNOW THE SIGNS BF = box five SMS = someone murdered (the) stagehand TGIF = the ghost is furious DM = danse macabre OMG = ok madame giry ILU = I (have a) lake underground BRB = bring (my) ring back IDC = I dropped (the) chandelier

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    So many dreams coming true tonight 🥺

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    28. sij

    A thread for those who think could find Ukraine on a marked map:

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    Ten years ago today, The Lancet retracted Andrew Wakefield’s fraudulent 1998 article claiming the MMR vaccine caused autism. He performed procedures on children unethically, paid kids at a birthday party to give him blood samples, and doctored data. He still claims he was right.

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    Me: holy hell thats a huge spider Every Australian: that? That’s just the hugeassmurder spider, what you really need to watch out for is the ohgodpleasenooo spider, they lure you to a deep forest clearing and raise a demon using your blood. Don’t worry, they mostly stay outdoors

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  14. Nooooooo, this was my entertainment for the night

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    perfect recovery Regina you're doing great

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    prije 24 sata

    me, the only one in spanish class who can’t roll his r’s:

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    My fave part of the dream in retrospect was me walking into the living room like 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 something's different 🤔🤔🤔 Like bitch your sectional is gone and replaced with one you've never seen

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    a guy in my class was explaining the difference between fiction and nonfiction (nobody wanted him to do this) and ended with “hence the non before fiction” i’ve been running ever since

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    i wonder what it's like to have your contributions valued in the workplace

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