Bryan_Sims

@Bryan_Sims

Leveraging Technology to Practice Law More Effectively

Naperville, IL
Joined April 2008

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    Jun 8

    reached 3,500 registered users yesterday. Key deadlines are July 1 and Jan. 1 |

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    May 14

    I suddenly realized that I've never had an epiphany.

  3. May 21
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    Apr 26

    A giant rabbit died on a United flight. One man is suspected of foul play. We tried to reach him for comment but he's being vewy vewy quiet.

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    Apr 10
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    Jan 8

    Asked a librarian for a book about Pavlov's dog & Schrödinger's cat. She said it rang a bell, but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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    Feb 20

    Pet peeves of the day: when someone doesn't know how MS Word Styles word, so they "fix" your document. Grrr...

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    Jan 20

    I opened the dishwasher and it's full of clean dishes and I'm scared my wife is going to know that I know.

  10. Feb 22

    The Best Password Managers of 2017 via If you are not using one of these, you should be.

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    13 Oct 2013

    "I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!" "Sir, this is a library." *whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."

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    Jan 14

    Dear , you clearly don't know this, but not having a crappy video automatically run is the PERFECT reason to keep an ad-blocker on.

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    28 Mar 2016

    First rule of Botox club: Nobody look surprised when someone new joins.

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    17 Oct 2016

    MILLION DOLLAR IDEA: Trail mix that's just the M&M's pieces.

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    27 Jul 2016

    It's obvious email isn't secure. The only truly private communication is stuff you say towards the end of a very long podcast.

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    29 Jun 2016

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