Brushing Off

@BrushingOff

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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    1 apr. 2016

    Girl Kills Woman, Takes Off w/ 3 Strange Guys, Kills Again & Returns Home Like Nothing Happened.

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  2. 1 uur geleden

    The only thing worse than finding moldy bread slices in the package is finding them AFTER you've eaten your sandwich.

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    Number One Fan Is Not Feeling Appreciation.

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    Man Wrapped In Toilet Paper Very Mad About It.

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  5. 2 uur geleden

    Man Chooses Freezing Over Having To Spend Holidays With Family.

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  6. 2 uur geleden

    Christmas Boy Almost Shoots Eye Out.

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    Man, that "American Ninja Warrior" show makes me feel lazy. I haven't even showered today & I hurt my wrist opening a jar of salsa. '

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  8. 3 uur geleden

    Hey Dominos, your pizza delivery tracker app isn't working properly. Now how am I gonna know when I should put my pants on?

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  9. 3 uur geleden

    Job Interviewer: "Tell me something about yourself." Me: "Umm, well, I fall in love easily." Interviewer: "Do you have any weaknesses?" Me: "Yes. Those gorgeous eyes of yours..."

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  10. 4 uur geleden

    Let It Row, Let It Row, Let It Row.

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  11. 4 uur geleden

    When I flirt with someone & they unexpectedly flirt back...

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    Rosemary's 40 yr. Old Son Won't Move Out of The Basement.

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  14. 7 uur geleden

    Dear Country Music Station: Sorry that I complained about you playing the same song for 90 mins. My bad.

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  15. 7 uur geleden

    Ice Is Just Frozen Water! 15 Things Stores Don't Want Idiots To Know.

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  16. 7 uur geleden

    Called into work this morning & told them I had a runny nose & diarrhea. It's actually my day off & I'm fine. I just like to phone & gross Karen out!

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  17. 8 uur geleden

    - But them sporty cars don't give you enough room to snuggle. Get over here Aunt Sis!

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  18. 8 uur geleden

    "Hey Doc & Marty! Please make sure Billy Ray Cyrus gets these condoms!"

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  20. 18 uur geleden

    Can never figure out why they include 2018 as an option when selecting your birth year online. Are there babies out there attempting to join social media? '

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  21. 18 uur geleden

    Hmm, this explains that whole "talk to the paw" vibe I got from Missy tonight.

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