Fuck that two-bit tyrant Elmo. Follow me on Mastodon.
@BruceHalperin@sfba.social, or scan the QR code:
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Of course she’d be in a car
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Mayor @LondonBreed has the best car and outfit of all our local officials so far.
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I can’t remember if this is one of the parody accounts or not twitter.com/opengrthighway
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Hey everyone still on this hellsite! If the thing holding you back from switching to Mastodon was the lack of a Red Front Bus bot, well then it’s your lucky day! I’ve created @RedFrontBus@sfba.social. Come give it a follow and say hello!
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is the bot dead? Any plans to come over to Mastodon?
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I was not emotionally prepared for this and you won’t be either
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Elmo banned the journalist who hosted last night’s Twitter Space where journalists were highly critical of him and asked him tough questions
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It seems my account is banned… but only from Spaces. (This is what I get if I try to join or start a Space)
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Share this before Elmo bans it
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Incidentally, the guy who dropped in the Twitter space last night and worked hard to carry water for Elon Musk appears in Jeffrey Epstein's little black book
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How odd that and have yet to utter a single word about journalists being capriciously banned from Twitter. I’m sure they’re working on the story, right?
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Oh, and he’s also a Nazi.
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Elon Musk is a petty, two-bit, thin-skinned, lying sack of shit tyrant and anyone who enables him is evil.
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I tweeted the Mastodon account of a known subversive. Ban me, cowards!
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Please enjoy this video of asshole Elmo getting booed for being a jackass
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Come out to BART Basel 2022 today at Embarcadero station at 4pm!
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I’m going to be spending significantly less time on here, if any at all. Follow me at BruceHalperin at sfba dot social. sfba.social/@BruceHalperin
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I caught best buds Aaron Peskin and Willie Brown palling around at the Central Subway opening today
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This looks beautiful. I hope it includes lots and lots of housing.
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The plan to convert Stonestown Galleria into a town center is coming into focus.
Here’s an early look: trib.al/xvtT8tc
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you have pet the cat
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Before and after being told she was, in fact, a good girl
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The former Twitter board of directors should be ashamed of themselves. This chaos falls on them.
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“Bohemian Rhapsody”, Queen
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“Free Fallin’”, Tom Petty
“Runnin’ Down a Dream”, Tom Petty
“Kashmir”, Led Zeppelin
“Stairway to Heaven”, Led Zeppelin
“Enter Sandman”, Metallica
“Smoke on the Water”, Deep Purple
“Crazy Train”, Ozzy Osbourne
“Layla”, Derek and the Dominos
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What song has just a terrific start to it?
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All deliveries will henceforth be made exclusively by unicycle and OneWheel
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I took off Nutmeg’s cone of shame after a week and she’s been spending all morning licking every part of her body
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“A werewolf can kill a vampire, did you know that?” —aspiring U.S. senator
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"I don't know if you know, vampires are cool people, are they not?" -- Herschel Walker's speeches are somehow even less coherent than his TV appearances. Like, what it this.
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Another artist’s rendering of the completed Promenade showing the unencumbered and joyful use of car-free JFK. The ultimate idyllic vision is further enhanced with wonderful affordable apartments filling in the wasted park space on each side of the Promenade.
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He’ll never get anybody to work for him. And that’s probably the point.
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The comments were made on internally public watercooler channels, where people joke around or let out the steam.
As a current software engineer at Twitter told me how they feel: "nobody is safe, it seems."
I have not heard such draconian culture in a tech company: till now.
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Is sfba dot social down right now?
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Or should I say roof
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Oof
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TRAFFIC ADVISORY
TRUCK W/ CRANE STRUCK THE BROADWAY TUNNEL EB-NO STRUCTURAL INSTABILITY EXPECT TRAFFIC DELAYS
PHOTO CREDIT TO @KPIXtv photog RICK VILLAROMAN
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This is a good old-fashioned beatdown. Prop I is now losing nearly 2 to 1.
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New batch of 22,000 ballots counted. Prop I is now losing even more badly, 64.5% to 35.5%.
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