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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
It’s 2020, we are lifting our homies up. Lifting them as high as we can. I want you to literally hoist your homies over your head and hold them there for a minute at least. Launch your homies into the sun like a trebuchet of friendship if you truly love and value them.
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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
*Australian Restaurant* Me: *points at menu* I'll have- Waiter: I should warn you, that has jellyfish in it Me: *points again* What about- Waiter: That has snake Me: Well what do you recommend? Waiter: *eight eyes narrowing under skin suit* Flies
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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
Noah: *stopping in Australia* let’s leave the scary ones here Noah’s wife: even the kangaroos? Noah: *remembering them eating his parfait* yeah they’re super venomous
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*Australian Restaurant* Me: *points at menu* I'll have- Waiter: I should warn you, that has jellyfish in it Me: *points again* What about- Waiter: That has snake Me: Well what do you recommend? Waiter: *eight eyes narrowing under skin suit* Flies
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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
*starts weeping, barely able to say the words, thinking about my family* “A-As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain, B-b-but that’s just perfect for an Amish like me...”https://twitter.com/nielo_2wit/status/1223685594632552448 …
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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
[me when I see a dog walking alone without a leash] exactly who is representing you my lad
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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
Giant koala in a ballroom gown: Did you take my LSD? Me: Yeah but- oh my God Koala: What is it Me: You look incredible in that dress
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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
Him: did you dress the dog as robot? Are.. are those wheels? Me: ignore him Mars Rover you look amazing
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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
david attenborough: lookit this cute little defenseless creature :) me: aw [low intense violins start playing] david attenborough: lookit this deceptively cute predator :) me: david no david attenborough: circle of life :) me: :(
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Giant koala in a ballroom gown: Did you take my LSD? Me: Yeah but- oh my God Koala: What is it Me: You look incredible in that dress
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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
her: ugg boots really put Australia on the map me: no it’s always been there
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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
“Kansas City Chiefs” - insensitive to Native Americans - only have one kind of bowl - at least they’re not Washington? “Kansas City Chefs” - woah baby - this fucking rules - vast assortment of bowls - what ya whipping up in the kitchen? - can i have some
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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
Top 5 reasons I know I'm ready to be a parent: 1) I'm a clean freak 2) I'm a germaphobe 3) Loud noises irritate me 4) I sleep 7-9 hours every night 5) I need a lot of "me" time to function
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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
Friend: How do you deal with your little ankle biters always running around? Me: *owner of several vampire hamsters* Socks
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Friend: How do you deal with your little ankle biters always running around? Me: *owner of several vampire hamsters* Socks
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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
Hugh Jackman: *crying at his dining room table* Crikey! His Wife: What’s wrong? Hugh: *pawing at his food with his knuckles* It won’t work! It’s not cutting! His Wife: Hugh we’ve been over this. You don’t have your claws anymore, you need to use a fork and knife.
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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
doctor: we're putting you in a cast me: [a struggling actor] will I have any lines?
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Adam Cerious proslijedio/la je Tweet
If we ate the baby Mister Peanut would that be like peanut veal or what
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