Brooklyn Decker
christine teigen
@BrooklynDecker your butthole has a lock?
You guys, honest moment: I just peed on my own back porch bc I locked myself out, am waiting on a locksmith & couldn't hold it any longer.
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@chrissyteigen oh I get it. "Back porch." Took me a sec. - View other replies
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@chrissyteigen we are texting and tweeting each other at the same time. Make it stop. - View other replies
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@BrooklynDecker emailing u - View other replies
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@BrooklynDecker you peed on your butthole? - View other replies
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@chrissyteigen probably. There's no TP in the wild. - View other replies
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@BrooklynDecker It has never happened in the history of the world that a model said something interesting or impressive. -
@Donkogai then why did you read through my timeline from three years ago to tweet this?
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@BrooklynDecker your butthole needs a locksmith? - View other replies
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@BrooklynDecker been there! I was in my bikini which made for an awkward introduction with the locksmith -
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@BrooklynDecker Good girl!!! Not your 1st... won't be your last! haha:) - Show more
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Yep still hot. MT "
@BrooklynDecker I just peed on my back porch bc I locked myself out, waiting on locksmith & couldn't hold it any longer.” -
@PravFace_MoMo You kinda out-grossed
@BrooklynDecker on that one. Nice work.
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@BrooklynDecker : There should be an award for ultimate Twitter transparency. God knows we could use some honesty in DC. Applause.
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