Bronx Zoo's Cobra

@BronxZoosCobra

I'm an Egyptian cobra back from being out on the town. BronxZoosCobra@gmail.com

I'm at the Bronx Zoo. For now.
Joined March 2011
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  1. Oct 8

    A fly having a Twitter account? Ridiculous.

    33 replies . 128 retweets 1,091 likes
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  2. Sep 9

    Commuters.

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    I have a few questions...
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    13 replies . 58 retweets 315 likes
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  3. Apr 5

    Don’t be an asp-hole, stay home. And not just in NYC. Everywhere.

    A 4-year-old female tiger at named Nadia has tested positive for COVID-19, according to the .
    35 replies . 89 retweets 310 likes
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  4. Apr 1

    Putting a cowboy in a herpetarium is more of a delicious treat than a prank. Be sure to follow Tim , he’s the security guard they put in charge of the museum’s social media while it’s closed. Funny. ;)=

    Michael Grauer, the McCasland Chair of Cowboy Culture/Curator of Cowboy Collections and Western Art, asked me to tell you cowboys loved doing pranks on each other. Putting a non-venomous bull snake in a bedroll was a good one. Don’t try this at home. Thanks, Tim
    1 reply . 7 retweets 117 likes
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  5. Mar 14

    I’ve been social distancing for years now.

    33 replies . 109 retweets 947 likes
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  6. Feb 4

    Hey, . You cool with putting me on this plane?

    25 replies . 81 retweets 597 likes
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  7. Feb 2

    Did Bill Murray see his shadow today?

    7 replies . 54 retweets 275 likes
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  8. Jan 21

    Happy ! I love squirrels, but I’m kinda a foodie.

    5 replies . 33 retweets 269 likes
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  9. 24 Dec 2019

    Santa Claws and the Night Before Christmas:

    2 replies . 10 retweets 71 likes
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  10. 21 Dec 2019

    Why didn’t the movie Cats have Samuel L. Jackson there trying to stop them from singing and dancing?

    5 replies . 28 retweets 224 likes
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  11. 14 Dec 2019

    The only time I’m fine with being locked inside is during .

    8 replies . 27 retweets 273 likes
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  12. 28 Nov 2019

    I’m thankful for Samuel Monce, the inventor of the modern wheel glass cutter. Happy Thanksgiving!

    5 replies . 24 retweets 182 likes
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  13. 27 Nov 2019

    flight attendant: is there a doctor on board? dad: *nudge* could’ve been you Me: thanks for not devouring your young, dad Samuel L. Jackson: don’t make me say it

    4 replies . 52 retweets 283 likes
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  14. 5 Nov 2019

    Can’t believe Sbarro is closing in Times Square. Next thing you know Dan Smith won’t teach you guitar.

    4 replies . 17 retweets 131 likes
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  15. 18 Oct 2019

    Steve.

    3 replies . 58 retweets 352 likes
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  16. 18 Aug 2019

    That’s just my neighbor Mr. Wilson.

    PHOTOS: Alligator seen climbing fence at Naval Air Station Jacksonville
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    16 replies . 66 retweets 405 likes
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  17. 12 Aug 2019

    A salmon cannon but for snakes. Who’s in?

    20 replies . 26 retweets 222 likes
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  18. 9 Aug 2019

    Yeah, but then they come over and start talking to you about their screenplay.

    A new study suggests making eye contact with seagulls can help deter them from trying to steal your food.
    5 replies . 37 retweets 262 likes
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  19. 8 Aug 2019

    Hey. It happens.

    Bronx Zoo says venomous snake is missing from exhibit
    53 replies . 188 retweets 881 likes
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  20. 6 Aug 2019

    Some of my best friends are feral hogs.

    13 replies . 31 retweets 252 likes
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