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Kentucky, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2019.

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  2. Why call it a pterodactyl and not a dino-soar??

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  3. prije 2 sata

    Everyone called Luna Lovegood a crackpot, but she stayed true to herself. Be a Luna. Don’t be her dad, though. That guy was a dick

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  4. prije 19 sati

    Me: goodnight son I love you. 3yo: daddy? Me: yes? 3yo: your breath stinks. Me: sleep tight *unplugs nightlight*

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  5. 21. ruj 2019.

    Me: You call em fingers, I call em hand toes, lol. Alexa: Calling... ambulance.

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  7. Me: *gets tossed out of the bar for drunkenly asking the bartender for sex on the beach minus the drink* [Five minutes later] Me: *wearing a fake mustache and using a fake Australian accent* "How about now mate?" Bartender: Out!!

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  8. prije 3 sata

    💥💥TWEET CALL💥💥 Hey! I recently hit 400 followers, so I'm doing a tweet call to celebrate! No theme, but submit 1-2 tweets from yourself and 1 from a 'joke twitter' account that inspires you!!! Tweet call ends at 12pm GMT February 6th 😊

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  10. 3. velj

    who called it a voicemail and not a boomer-rang

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  11. 3. velj

    Australia has over 750 different reptile species, more than any other country in the world but still no ninja turtles.

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  13. 31. svi 2019.

    My emotional support potato's tiny vest keeps falling off because it doesnt have any legs...

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  14. prije 4 sata

    I went downtown and found a boutique that specializes in imitation flour mixtures. It was a faux dough shop.

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  15. 12. sij

    Gadsoups! The Soups that Take You by Souprise! Hey friends, if you’re like me, you’ve been wishing for a monthly soup delivery service that doesn’t conform to an ordinary schedule. Well now

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  17. Inspired by Spinal Tap, I turned the toaster up to 11 this morning. The fire brigade will be arriving shortly.

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  18. Ode to Coffee My brain is mush Can't be denied Open the cupboard Check inside That elixir I seek When I need a jolt First sip hits Like a lightning bolt Your aroma, your heat I'm simply awed I'll be back soon, coffee You're simply a god

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  20. 3. velj

    you could tell me any fact about how dangerous animals are in australia and I’d believe you. they got vampire bees? of course they do. dogs don’t need a permit to carry a gun? I won’t even google it.

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  21. 26. lis 2019.

    🎶if you're happy and you know it, tell me how 🎶if you're happy and you know it, tell me how 🎶if you're happy, tell me how 🎶I don't see a way out 🎶if you're happy and you know it, tell me how🎶

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