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how are you i am pretty good. I write jokes for & run

Joined June 2009
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  1. 12 hours ago

    if there’s one thing australia needs, it is an ex queensland cop as pm.

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    Apr 3

    property owners are a wise and benevolent class who we owe our utmost respect

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  3. Apr 4

    Donnie Darko (2002)

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  4. Apr 3

    wow turns out paul thomas anderson is a fan of Saw II

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    Apr 3

    You: Channing and Jenna broke up, love is dead 😭😭😭 Me: Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen going strong for 23 years you absolute moron idiot

    12 replies 39 retweets 416 likes
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  6. Apr 1

    Setting my alarm for work on Easter Monday...I can't imagine Jesus would approve

    4 replies 1 retweet 72 likes
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  7. Apr 1

    THE GOLDEN GIRLS WAS A GAY SITCOM

    Get ready for a gay sitcom inspired by "The Golden Girls."
    4 replies 33 retweets 363 likes
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  8. Mar 31

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  9. Mar 31

    especially my 2 boyfriends

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  10. Mar 31

    id watch a tv show about the final four on the current project runway

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  11. Mar 31

    Dead

    For some ineffable reason beyond human understanding, when her kids asked why she was crying Candice Warner told them it was because Easter was cancelled
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  12. Mar 31

    What did you get me for April fool's day

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  13. Mar 31

    What an Easter treat, on Bitch Sesh talking housewives with & . I love when worlds collide

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  14. Mar 31

    yessss bringing my fave impression to conan

    2 replies 1 retweet 30 likes
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  15. Mar 30

    A drunk guy said 'look at this fat bitch' to his friend as they passed me on the street & i just want to know how he could tell I'm a bitch

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  16. Mar 30

    Happy Easter Leighton Meester

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  17. Mar 30

    Now for my one Easter tradition

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  18. Mar 30

    So mad that Roseanne is ruining Roseanne

    27 replies 221 retweets 1,844 likes
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  19. Mar 29

    After the nanny thing they stupidly let me do my next silly idea. Love u bey

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    The internet has come together to obsess over history’s most important unsolved mystery. Who bit Beyonce?
    2 replies 4 retweets 45 likes
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  20. Mar 28

    Game changer

    Attn: if you donate blood at the Town Hall Red Cross you get a milkshake in the metal container
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