Bro Team Pill

wow awful lot of fallen angels bombarding my fucking asshole all I did was scream "suck my dick god accept my scorned seed" and lol now this

your move, law admiral

I went on a date with the sun and she ate two bags of crisps before we even got to our dining gallows

even if you just post something that isn't true the police are going to start throwing smoke grenades through your window

we have a team responding already they're weapons free because they saw a classmate post that Janie is a fucking grape

If it's illegal then it might be breaking the law ok thanks law enforcement I truly am down with opp if these are the ground rules thank you

took a break from selling j-rides and dondys in trinity-bellwoods to make sure my tweeting's still street legal https://twitter.com/OPP_News/status/697235059267403779 …

really cool that henry cavill is a big name now both my parents tell me he was a thrill to masturbate to in the Tudors

I guess these are spoilers don't look here you hate the movie already anyway you fucking husk of a human shit

in 13 seconds, one scene goes from "this situation is getting out of hand" to "fuck it let's just use a nuclear bomb" & the bomb blowing up

there's a part where batman's car hits another car and it fucking shouts a wilhelm scream out I'm not even fucking with you

there were 3 people in my immediate vicinity weeping by the end of batman v superman though so fuck you it was touching

dude there's a fucking D plot point where a time traveler portals into batman's dream and electrocutes himself screaming

I don't mean to spoil anything about the movie but there's a part where superman crickets arrest batman

#Sidney Fire is responding to Sidney Skate Park for reports kids lit several boxes on fire and are jumping over them on skateboards.

I want to be able to age with grace and accept by the time I'm 200 that yeah dude you're starting to look like a senior citizen

#Vancouver Police are responding to the Tim Hortons on Nelson St for reports of two males doing lines of cocaine on the table.

shitty internet publications tricked other shitty internet publications in a pissfuck shitfight to prove they are the worthwhile tabloid ok

why not hire more game journalists under 25? NOPE US WHITE DUDES IN OUR 30S WILL CLING TO WHATEVER WE HAVE LEFT THANKS