In case you needed this today. I sure did.
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A no-nonsense ball of southern sass 
| Lover of cross stitching, Sailor Moon and DK64. 
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Someone compromised my account & ordered a debit card, I called support yesterday & reset all my passwords, canceled the card & updated my info. Today I get an email from Square saying my account will be deactivated in 30 days & I can no longer use their services. Wtf??
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Next color palette - guess that Pokรฉmon!
Hint: itโs body is mostly the blue-green color
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Still thinking about how Marioโs girlfriend, Daniella is into Wrestle Mania.
I cannot wait for the weather to cool down so I can open my windows and let the fall breeze in. ๐
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I did it and it smells amazing.
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Thinking about throwing away all the current scents I have and just ordering this.
Scent notes: A dark forest at night. Moss and cypress, blood and warm fur. A whisper of gunsmoke, and a drop of sweet resins.
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It was time for a change
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I should probably also specify that Frank is my cat.
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I think Frank can sense Iโm on the struggle bus because ever since Iโve been out of the hospital heโs been my clingy little man which is not like him at all.
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Shapes are my number 1 priority when Iโm entertaining
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Imagine being a sous-chef in a 5 star michelin restaurant, just sobbing over the chopped onions.
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Highly recommend getting caught in a torrential summer downpour and then watching a baseball game.
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You know what will make you feel better? Ordering a double pumpkin vodka on the rocks (in July) and watching the bartender hunt for the bottle buried at the back of the shelf, blow dust off the bottle and then watch him make a face while pouring it. It made me feel alive.
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Americans grilling today:
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Did yโallโs parents ever pour regular ass bleach in your kiddie pools and call it chlorinated or was that just me? ๐
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Just unpacked my suitcase from a trip I took in January.
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โThe cool thing about not currently having neighbors is that I can be as loud as I want every nightโ I think quietly to myself as I wash and dry sage at my kitchen sink with headphones on.
Who knew Friday nights could be this wild?
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The results are in! I hope itโs one that doesnโt have sharp edges.
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Given the new ruling I guess itโs time for everyone else to decide what goes in my ovaries. Please only vote if you are a man. I eagerly and obediently await the results!
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I think my next door neighbors are moving, which sucks because my cat smokes weed with them on the front porch.
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Given the new ruling I guess itโs time for everyone else to decide what goes in my ovaries. Please only vote if you are a man. I eagerly and obediently await the results!
- Chocolate Coins9.1%
- 1998 McDonalds Toy45.5%
- Assault Rifle36.4%
- The Anti-Christ9.1%
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Feeling the need to make a totally unhinged change in my life like buying a pet goldfish.
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Me submitting a work order to my house overlords:
โTo whom it may concern; my water pressure is wack. My bidet barely has enough go-juice to pressure blast the doodoo off my asshole. Please fix ASAP! Much love from your favorite tenant! ๐
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Thinking about throwing away all the current scents I have and just ordering this.
Scent notes: A dark forest at night. Moss and cypress, blood and warm fur. A whisper of gunsmoke, and a drop of sweet resins.
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I put perfume on this morning and I really hate the way it smells and I think my whole day is gonna be ruined lol
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i donโt care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. no work, just popsicles and slip n slides
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Tom Cruise just wants to go fast. Why wonโt they just let him go fast?
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The bees are doing great ๐
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Resisting the urge to comment โnerdโ under all my LinkedIn contactโs achievements.
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Robinโs autistic lesbian vibes going through Nancyโs room is me at every friendโs house. #StrangerThings4
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The next time someone asks me my age, Iโm gonna say โMy bones creak when I have sex. Thatโs all you need to knowโ
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One more before bed
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WHAT A LOVELY DAY TO FIND YOUR MAIL AND MAILBOX IN THE WET STREET. ITS ONLY MY NEW MEDICAL INSURANCE CARDS AND VEHICLE REGISTRATION FROM THE DMV. NO BIGGIE.
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