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    1. Bridget Phetasy‏Verified account @BridgetPhetasy Sep 5

      Pardon me while I blow my brains out.pic.twitter.com/rYgkl6HNhZ

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    2. Bridget Phetasy‏Verified account @BridgetPhetasy Sep 5

      My favorite part of this article is how the author tries to get ahead of the criticisms of it by quoting a comedy historian as reiterating, "Comedy is always changing." YEAH BUT COMEDY WAS ALWAYS FUNNY.

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      Bridget Phetasy‏Verified account @BridgetPhetasy Sep 5

      If Post-Comedy just requires getting on stage, bombing, and making people feel awkward and bad for me--look out world--I'm about to blow the fuck up.

      3:21 AM - 5 Sep 2018
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        2. Sietske Bergsma‏Verified account @SBergsma Sep 5
          Replying to @BridgetPhetasy

          Crazy. This "laughter free" post-whatever virus also totally discredits the idea that pain, emotions and stories are ALL INSIDE laughter, that's the whole point! They apparently believe laughing is laughing AT something or someone- they have no internal world of their own.

          2 replies 4 retweets 68 likes
        3. Thomas Wictor‏ @ThomasWictor Sep 5
          Replying to @SBergsma @BridgetPhetasy

          (1) Laughter-free comedy. God almighty. Lost the parents in 2013. So stressful that in early 2014 I had the second gastritis attack of my life. It feels like you've been eating bayonets and broken glass.

          3 replies 22 retweets 56 likes
        4. baldilocks‏ @JulietteAkinyi Sep 5
          Replying to @ThomasWictor @SBergsma @BridgetPhetasy

          1. My great-aunt died of a brain tumor. When I was taking care of her at home, I started having anxiety attacks seated in the pit of my abdomen, something I never had before. BP through the roof.

          2 replies 14 retweets 83 likes
        5. baldilocks‏ @JulietteAkinyi Sep 5
          Replying to @JulietteAkinyi @ThomasWictor and

          2. I still have them -- less intense and without the high BP -- but I discovered that prayer and Vitamin C wipe them out. I theorize that spiritual deficiencies -- such as fear -- manifest themselves in the abdomen.

          8 replies 14 retweets 137 likes
        6. baldilocks‏ @JulietteAkinyi Sep 5
          Replying to @JulietteAkinyi @ThomasWictor and

          3. Fear is a stronghold for the Enemy. You are right to rebuke it.

          12 replies 37 retweets 178 likes
        7. Thomas Wictor‏ @ThomasWictor Sep 6
          Replying to @JulietteAkinyi @SBergsma @BridgetPhetasy

          (1) I finally lost what I thought we would be my indestructible fear of flying. Now I can easily contemplate auguring in and being blown into atoms. Doesn't bother me at all.

          2 replies 8 retweets 34 likes
        8. Thomas Wictor‏ @ThomasWictor Sep 6
          Replying to @ThomasWictor @JulietteAkinyi and

          (2) I'm situationally aware--because I want to see the world in thirty years--but I don't fear illness or pain or violent death. I get e-mails that make threats, and I suppose that a person might follow through, but I'm armed just to take as many of them with me as I can.

          2 replies 3 retweets 32 likes
        9. Thomas Wictor‏ @ThomasWictor Sep 6
          Replying to @ThomasWictor @JulietteAkinyi and

          (3) When my elderly parents were the victims of a home invasion, the cocky criminals wilted and begged for mercy. At the time, I was trying to decide the best place to shoot them.

          1 reply 4 retweets 34 likes
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        2. space wall‏ @phuggie Sep 5
          Replying to @BridgetPhetasy

          No you’re notpic.twitter.com/2BTTQLxTwH

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        3. Bridget Phetasy‏Verified account @BridgetPhetasy Sep 5
          Replying to @phuggie

          Thank you.

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        2. Chris Skates‏ @CSkates Sep 5
          Replying to @BridgetPhetasy

          Also, I did stand-up in college, I bombed horribly any number of times. Was I actually ahead of my time? Did I do post-comedy before post-comedy was cool/stupid/absurd?

          2 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
        3. Sheldon Kotyk‏ @shoden Sep 5
          Replying to @CSkates @BridgetPhetasy

          That was pre-post-comedy.

          1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
        4. lucas hughes‏ @lucas611 23h23 hours ago
          Replying to @shoden @CSkates @BridgetPhetasy

          preposterous

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        1. Terry Teachout‏Verified account @terryteachout Sep 5
          Replying to @BridgetPhetasy

          I believe they used to call that "performance art."

          0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
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        1. Jack Johnson‏ @iamjackthomas Sep 6
          Replying to @BridgetPhetasy

          Can’t wait for post-life. 🙄

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        1. Watch Thomas Sowell on Rubin Report  🐻‏ @FrankBlack2001 Sep 5
          Replying to @BridgetPhetasy @CarrionSoul

          This made me laugh, so already you failed 😂

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        1. Fester Bestertester‏ @FesterBesterte3 Sep 5
          Replying to @BridgetPhetasy

          Sorry honey, you're too funny to do comedy.

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        2. Otis Manousakos‏ @OtisManousakos Sep 5
          Replying to @BridgetPhetasy

          funny rant Bridget but there’s nothing false about this piece. YouTube Stewart Lee you’ll get my meaning. Comedy isn’t just about laughs—ofcourse it can be and is the most popular of forms. From Parrhesia to Mark Twain, Lenny Bruce and Carlin, uncomfortable truths are at core

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        3. Peter Davies‏ @Jigsaw_Trading 22h22 hours ago
          Replying to @OtisManousakos @BridgetPhetasy

          Comedy ALWAYS includes laughs. Subject matter varies and can be uncomfortable but if you take the humor out - it is no longer comedy. The article is pap.

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