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    1. Bridget Phetasy‏Verified account @BridgetPhetasy Sep 5

      Pardon me while I blow my brains out.pic.twitter.com/rYgkl6HNhZ

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      Bridget Phetasy‏Verified account @BridgetPhetasy Sep 5

      My favorite part of this article is how the author tries to get ahead of the criticisms of it by quoting a comedy historian as reiterating, "Comedy is always changing." YEAH BUT COMEDY WAS ALWAYS FUNNY.

      2:38 AM - 5 Sep 2018
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        1. Bridget Phetasy‏Verified account @BridgetPhetasy Sep 5

          If Post-Comedy just requires getting on stage, bombing, and making people feel awkward and bad for me--look out world--I'm about to blow the fuck up.

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        2. David Swingle‏ @davekswingle Sep 5
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          Definition of Comedy: "Professional entertainment consisting of jokes and sketches, intended to make an audience LAUGH."pic.twitter.com/1OELZwFDh8

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        3. Bridget Phetasy‏Verified account @BridgetPhetasy Sep 5
          Replying to @davekswingle

          pic.twitter.com/tmfZmQ0pnH

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        4. David Swingle‏ @davekswingle Sep 5
          Replying to @BridgetPhetasy

          pic.twitter.com/QArNz9DreD

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        2. Jim McGuire‏ @jimcmcguire Sep 6
          Replying to @BridgetPhetasy

          Isn’t being funny is the sine que non of comedy? If there’s no attempt to be funny, it’s not comedy.

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        3. Bridget Phetasy‏Verified account @BridgetPhetasy Sep 6
          Replying to @jimcmcguire

          Not anymore. Now being not funny is comedy.

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        4. Jim McGuire‏ @jimcmcguire Sep 6
          Replying to @BridgetPhetasy

          There used to be a phrase for that: bad comedy. This seems like unfunny people acting as unathletic kids acted in gym class: pretend not to be trying. But if they ever get a genuine belly laugh -like when those kids, God bless’em, ever scored -it’ll be the highlight of their day.

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        1. Magilla Guerrilla‏ @jmkg95 Sep 5
          Replying to @BridgetPhetasy

          If you go onstage with no intention of even trying to be funny, you might be a "lecturer" or a "speaker" or a "performance artist", but unless words no longer have any meaning, you are by definition not a comedian.

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        1. Doctor Facepalm‏ @DoctorFacepalm Sep 5
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          Well music isn’t particularly musical any more so at least it’s consistent

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        1. Mayank Sharma‏ @mayank187 Sep 5
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          Can't wait for the John Cage of comedy.

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        1. The Hamp‏ @The1Hamp Sep 5
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          Comedy once had permission to offend in a good-natured way. Now it is preachy, vicious, and often just plain tacky in it's effort to be edgy. It is unfunny.

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        1. Chad Wago‏ @chad_wago Sep 5
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          There will always be things at a comedy show I find less funny or not humorous at all but FFS if you're not even trying to make people laugh just call it "talking." Or advertise it as a shitty Ted talk, not as stand up comedy

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        1. SECURE SCHOOLS NOW‏ @Vet4SafeSchools Sep 6
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          What if I “identify” as a funny comedian?

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        1. Jeff England‏ @JeffEngland18 Sep 5
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          Are you sure that post wasn’t secretly made by Amy Schumer?

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        1. Constable Big Mac‏ @urmomsbox21 24h24 hours ago
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          Even if the only person amused is the comedian it has always been about being funny.

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        1. Dan‏ @LawoftheGator Sep 5
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          As long as Post-Comedy is happy with the Post-Audience.

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        2. Cumberland Astro‏ @CumberlandAstro Sep 5
          Replying to @BridgetPhetasy

          Comedy w/o laughs (“post comedy”) is about to ruin comedy much like poetry w/o meter & rhyme ruined poetry as a meaningful art. Too many comedians are so politically charged that they are willfully destroying comedy as entertainment.

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        3. Everyone Who's Not Here‏ @Covertfun Sep 5
          Replying to @CumberlandAstro @BridgetPhetasy

          Interesting comparison! My Mum has argued before that completely blank verse, like obtuse prose, was a way to maintain an intellectual in-group in the face of mass literacy. It used to be that the ability to read without speaking out loud marked a clever person. Not any more.

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        4. Everyone Who's Not Here‏ @Covertfun Sep 5
          Replying to @Covertfun @CumberlandAstro @BridgetPhetasy

          Lastly, now that I've made up clique-claque I'm going to use it all the damn time.

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        1. Clint Brooks‏ @clintbrooks Sep 5
          Replying to @BridgetPhetasy

          So, Post-Comedy was invented by someone who repeatedly bombed on open-mic night at The Comedy Store.

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