Bridget “Witches Brews 4 Bros” Callahan

@BridgetCallahan

I too have been nominated for things.

Fort Collins, CO
Vrijeme pridruživanja: prosinac 2008.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet

    Just a reminder that our president has been accused of sexual assault and rape over 19 times, and he probably hasn't seen Get Out yet either

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  2. Did you know if you listen to Wheatus’s Teenage Dirtbag on Spotify, they blank out the part about her boyfriend bringing a gun to school? They left in the part about her having to drive out of state for an abortion though.

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  3. Okay, but hear me out: what if in the middle of the state of the Union, he just started saying these lyrics.

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  4. Tippi Hedren having her cigarette lit by a crow on the set of The Birds (1962)

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  5. If you’re astounded by the name Shadow, may I remind you an evil company once changed 1 molecule of their toxic chemical after a lawsuit, named it GenX so it couldn’t be googled, then dumped it secretly in the water supplies of several cities. So Shadow is like, second at best.

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  6. Starting a petition to get any one of the major services to stream the entirety of the 80s classic fuck-rent sitcom Kate & Allie. There are 122 episodes of Jane Curtin making this face, and I require them.

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  7. Denver, I talk shit about you on Twitter, but I still need your love. Because there is no point to any of this so the point may as well be you. Come see me!

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  8. Oh, the hastily made tech bro app that ruined Iowa was made by a company based in Denver, a city populated by 30yr old wonderbread boys who moved here to snowboard & code for the government, who all voted to decriminalize mushrooms but not tents for homeless people? YOU DON’T SAY

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  9. Here, cleanse your mind today by playing with dogs.

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  10. Yes, I absolutely believe that average Americans have deeply accurate insights about the political process, because I have seen average Americans use the self-checkout and they are aces at it.

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  11. I can’t retweet it, but this morning, thanks to , I learned the most important term I’ll need for the next ten months: Hanlon’s Razor. And now you know it too.

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  12. Prikaži ovu nit
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  13. A short play in three screenshots.

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  14. I’m sorry, what I can’t even think of a pithy rt comment cause what Brb, going back to school for badgers

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  15. 3. velj

    thinking a lot abt success of Baby Yoda & Gritty versus the manufactured unpleasantness of things like Baby Nut and the lesson is, I think, that of the lead casket: you cannot fake chaos; you must risk ugliness; give and hazard all

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  17. Following the cautcuses closely.

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  18. 3. velj

    Tfw when you can't be poet laureate because you are in fact two lesbians in a trenchcoat.

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  19. Just a reminder that it’s inappropriate to dance on the grave of a person before they’ve actually died, because they are still capable of seeing the fireworks display/parade/full page celebratory NYTimes ad.

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  20. This Wednesday, I’ll be in Greeley on at the Moxi Theater, with Kyle Pogue headlining. Did you know Greeley was originally founded as an experimental utopian society? Take that, Utopians. 8pm, $10

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  21. This is amazing. What a time to be alive.

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