Brian Frisk

@Brianfrisk

I am Spartacus. No, really. For real.

Los Angeles, Ca
thefrown.com
Joined March 2009
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  1. Jun 2

    This video took 12 years and $1.4 billion to make. But the and are 100% accurate. I promise.

    Watch the new video SPACE CRIME with and
    2 retweets
  2. Mar 6

    Wrapped shooting at w/ …

    1 retweet 4 likes
  3. Jan 9

    Politics is a dish best served cold.

    It's great that has a new flavor: "Bernie's Yearning". If only Hostess would make " Dumps."
  4. 22 Dec 2015

    Don't forget the : To support the economy. It's not a . is the war.

    0:30
    CONSUME + DESTROY! The apocalypse. See more @ . It's 's Wish
    1 like
  5. 19 Dec 2015

    I can't believe was actually Khan. Well played. (Oh, spoiler alert.)

    1 retweet 1 like
  6. 16 Dec 2015

    : I think the dev team must have toured Guantanamo Bay and said, "We can beat that!"

    Movie Idea: A nuke is linked to a . To stop it, the hero must get a song from the Mac onto an using . The city explodes.
  7. 25 Nov 2015

    I regret that I have but one mouth to give for .

    1 retweet 2 likes
  8. 1 Nov 2015

    Didn't get any trick or treaters. I guess I can eat the candy myself, but I don't know what I'm going to do with all these razor blades.

    1 like
  9. 21 Oct 2015

    Nike made self-lacing shoes for , but only has 4 years to turn Siri into a Replicant for Blade Runner day in 2019.

  10. 29 Sep 2015 Arcata, CA

    Talking about the Dreamland show and swap meet on with Ryan Coyle.

  11. 9 Sep 2015

    I don't care what you think your name is. If you have a mustache and put on green ball cap, your name is now Luigi.

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  12. 8 May 2015

    The package of the coffee beans I am brewing say that it is 'The Dark Jewel of the New World'.

  13. 1 May 2015

    If you could be or , it's a choice between addiction to sex or cocaine. Or, be a rockstar and be addicted to both!

    1 retweet 2 likes
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    • Turning Violet
      @_turningviolet

      Indie pop/rock duo.

    • David Hays
      @davidahaysLA

      Project Director at Blizzard Entertainment. (Tweets are my own.)

  15. 26 Apr 2015

    I hope karma takes into account that most of the bugs I accidentally kill today probably would have just purposefully killed other bugs.

  16. 25 Apr 2015

    I just invented gravy flavored soda. Wait, better Google it... So, it already exists. What's next? Some kind of strawberry flavored soda?

  17. 24 Apr 2015

    I know my dad's been walking dogs too long by the way he absent-mindedly twirls the baggie of dog shit as one would a pair of set of keys.

  18. 23 Apr 2015

    If I end up living in a van, I am definitely going to figure out a no-mess airlock-style technique for crapping into an empty soda bottle.

  19. 22 Apr 2015

    If I could be an insect, I would be a hornet. You can sting all you want, ruin picnics & live in a sweet condo you helped to regurgitate.

  20. 21 Apr 2015

    I wish I had a kangaroo pouch to carry stuff around in. I guess that’s sorta what a fanny pack is. Still wish I could jump like a kangaroo.

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