Shawnda

@brewerandbaker

Lover of Frito Pie, The Lone Star, football, and liberty. Probably in that order.

Houston, Texas
Joined April 2008

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  1. 5 Feb 2016

    Breakfast of "champions" - chocolate cake batter and a Coke Zero.

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  2. 31 Jan 2016

    78° with the windows open in January? Texas sure knows how to do winter.

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  3. 17 Nov 2015

    There are Dixie Chicks tickets in my possession for the first time since 2003. T-263 days.

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  4. 31 Aug 2015

    There's pulled pork inside this egg roll, all in the name of football and :

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  5. 31 Aug 2015

    Standing at an empty freezer case with 13 other strangers. Because Blue Bell.

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  6. 15 Aug 2015

    "I like this role reversal - you outside mowing the lawn, me shaving my legs in the bathroom." -Jason, during race season.

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  7. 8 Jun 2015

    You're only a bad parent if what you do doesn't work. Case in point: I let my 5yo watch Jurassic Park. And she loved it. Because dinosaurs.

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  8. 17 Feb 2015

    Because what the world needs is King Cake that you can safely-ish eat while driving.

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  9. 7 Feb 2015

    Just spent 16 minutes refreshing, cursing the internet, and throwing stuff... just to get tickets to a softball game

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  10. 1 Feb 2015

    Heroes Reborn?! Squeee! And lets be real - they owe us after that carnie storyline.

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  11. 21 Dec 2014

    Forcing Jason and Landry to sit through the 1986 Drew Barrymore/Keanu Reeves Babes in Toyland. Still awesome.

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  12. 12 Dec 2014

    Stunning Peppermint Bark Layer Cake by , the perfect way to cap the Dinner Party!

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  13. 10 Dec 2014

    Bacon, Brie, and Cranberry sliders for the Virtual Progressive Dinner Party. You know you wanna.

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  14. 9 Dec 2014

    Progressive Dinner Party Day 2: Wine pairings and a Cranberry Texan Mule from Check it out!

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  15. 8 Dec 2014

    The Dinner Party & Sweepstakes is open! Instagram your favorite dinner party decor to enter. Details at:

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  16. 8 Dec 2014

    This is Landry's elf. She named him JJ Watt. He came dressed for work. (Day 1 and I already forgot to…

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  17. 5 Dec 2014

    Because being an adult doesn't always suck, my Friday plans include catching up on Prosecco with a bottle of Reign.

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  18. 5 Dec 2014

    Air conditioner running, wearing shorts, making 6 dozen Christmas cookies. Couldn't be anymore Texas if we tried.

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  19. 2 Dec 2014

    You know who can really ruin a good Christmas song? Besides Mariah Carey? The Eurythmics.

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  20. 31 Oct 2014

    The Joan-Cusack-from-Sixteen-Candles costume wins Halloween. And a solid nomination for parents of the year.

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