@BretEastonEllis Ask Siri to "Open the pod bay doors, Hal." You get a nice reply.
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@BretEastonEllis "Siri, what is your relationship with the NSA?" Siri answers: "I'm not allowed to divulge that information."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@simonconstable@BretEastonEllis when I asked Siri she said "I'd rather not say"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BretEastonEllis last week siri was all out of fucks to give http://instagram.com/p/acxqNPl60r/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BretEastonEllis "Siri, will Bret call me the 46-year-old in 20 years?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BretEastonEllis Siri is smarter than we think. That's why batteries only last a few hours, we are safe if she rises against us.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BretEastonEllis I'm not sure she'd say anything at all for fear of her servers being targeted by a drone.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BretEastonEllis jajajajaja#FAILThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BretEastonEllis I once asked: 'Siri,what is God?' Her reply: 'That is a question for a different assistant on a different day.' Clever gal.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BretEastonEllis No wayyy!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BretEastonEllis Wow! I just tried it too. Same answer!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BretEastonEllis it gets weirder. Type in Illuminati (backwards) dot comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BretEastonEllis Loved this. Laughed so hard!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BretEastonEllis any thoughts on man of steel yet?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@BretEastonEllis Siri answers me, "I'd rather not say" and "You're not supposed to ask your assistant such things"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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