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    Bret Easton Ellis‏Verified account @BretEastonEllis 16 Jun 2013

    The 26-year-old asks his iPhone "Siri, what is your relationship with the NSA?" Siri answers: "I'm not allowed to divulge that information."

    5:54 PM - 16 Jun 2013
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      1. Bryan Land‏ @keylimepirate 16 Jun 2013
        Replying to @BretEastonEllis

        @BretEastonEllis Ask Siri to "Open the pod bay doors, Hal." You get a nice reply.

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      1. JiaJia Fei 费嘉菁‏ @VAJIAJIA 16 Jun 2013
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        RT @BretEastonEllis "Siri, what is your relationship with the NSA?" Siri answers: "I'm not allowed to divulge that information."

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      1. Joseph Brusuelas‏ @joebrusuelas 16 Jun 2013
        Replying to @simonconstable

        @simonconstable @BretEastonEllis when I asked Siri she said "I'd rather not say"

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      1. Zanab Hussain Alvi‏ @ohzanab 18 Jun 2013
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        @BretEastonEllis last week siri was all out of fucks to give http://instagram.com/p/acxqNPl60r/ 

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      1. Sam Kalidi‏ @samkalidi 17 Jun 2013
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        @BretEastonEllis "Siri, will Bret call me the 46-year-old in 20 years?"

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      1. David Palma‏ @jdavidpalma 17 Jun 2013
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        @BretEastonEllis Siri is smarter than we think. That's why batteries only last a few hours, we are safe if she rises against us.

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      1. Ben Holm‏ @Benholm 16 Jun 2013
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        @BretEastonEllis

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      1. Danielle Kelso‏ @qclabrat42 16 Jun 2013
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        @BretEastonEllis awesome!

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      1. Bees‏ @Speedycat 16 Jun 2013
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        @BretEastonEllis I'm not sure she'd say anything at all for fear of her servers being targeted by a drone.

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      1. X0L0‏ @eldeilave 16 Jun 2013
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        @BretEastonEllis jajajajaja #FAIL

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      1. Robin Rison Ashworth‏ @MATXRobin 16 Jun 2013
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        @BretEastonEllis I once asked: 'Siri,what is God?' Her reply: 'That is a question for a different assistant on a different day.' Clever gal.

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      1. Sara‏ @macs_df 16 Jun 2013
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        @BretEastonEllis No wayyy!!!

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      1. Justin Pulitzer‏ @JustinPulitzer 16 Jun 2013
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        @BretEastonEllis Wow! I just tried it too. Same answer!!

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      1. Graz‏ @Graz3868 16 Jun 2013
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        @BretEastonEllis it gets weirder. Type in Illuminati (backwards) dot com

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      1. Jason Matt‏ @jasonmatt77 16 Jun 2013
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        @BretEastonEllis Loved this. Laughed so hard!

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      1. ashton‏ @Ashmcfadyen 16 Jun 2013
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        @BretEastonEllis any thoughts on man of steel yet?

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      1. Adam Greenwood‏ @opusmcfeely 16 Jun 2013
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        @BretEastonEllis Siri answers me, "I'd rather not say" and "You're not supposed to ask your assistant such things"

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