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    Bret Easton Ellis‏Verified account @BretEastonEllis 9 Dec 2012

    Still on the couch, reading a Paris Review interview with Joan Didion on my iPad while a completely unfunny episode of SNL plays itself out.

    12:39 AM - 9 Dec 2012
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      1. King Drew‏ @iamthea 9 Dec 2012
        Replying to @BretEastonEllis

        Do you watch #SNL every weekend? If so for how many years? Have you ever written a fresh new sketch comedy show 20-25ep/se?@BretEastonEllis

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      1. Kevin Oliver Lynch‏ @Caoimhin_L 19 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Is it the interview by Linda Kuehl or a more recent one?

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      1. sad desk lunch‏ @RocketSauce7 18 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis I feel like you are now better known for being a critic than a creator

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      1. Ramone‏ @ChiantiRamone 9 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis I am late to read your tweets, but SNL hasn't been funny for a while now. That in itself is depressing.

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      1. Jessica Ricci‏ @JessicaLRicci 9 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis it was terrible. a bunch of white people laughing at skits about being black.

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      1. Martijn Schoonvelde‏ @hjms 9 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Hang in there Bret. It will get better. Season 2 of Girls starts in January.

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      1. Nell Bradfield-Croft‏ @nellbradfield 9 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Was there ever a funny episode of SNL?

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      1. Conor Dougherty‏Verified account @ConorDougherty 9 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis I'm not sure why, but I thought Maine Justice was pretty hilarious.

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      1. Helen Lindberg‏ @_HelenLindberg_ 9 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis In grief Didion is truly comforting, while completely unfunny episodes of life play themselves out.

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      1. Aerik Von‏ @aerikvon 9 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Double negative, SNL has been unfunny for so long that its instantly assumed that it sucked...

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      1. LalaDelMaj‏ @AbyssalAnimal 9 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis that episode was terrible

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      1. Butts Carlton‏ @NateLagerfeld 9 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis: snl sure isn't what it used to be

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      1. arrrrrrrrrrrboulter‏ @eristocrat 9 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis "The Californians" is about the most tedious thing I've ever seen, and I once watched Mr. And Mrs. Smith.

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      1. tracydavis‏ @tracydavisgop 9 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis forgot about snl..

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      1. Generalist X‏ @JenXrayODyum 9 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis I just found the N word in Madame Bovary.

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      1. Paul Savage‏ @PaulSavageNZ 9 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis have you caught up with Patrick Bateman again lately?

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      1. Stuart‏ @FromPage2Screen 9 Dec 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis i really need to get into this ipad reading stuff........i really do!!!

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