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    Bret Easton Ellis‏Verified account @BretEastonEllis 28 Nov 2012

    If I had a dollar for every teenage girl who told me they masturbated to the sex scenes in "American Psycho" and "Glamorama" I'd retire...

    10:54 PM - 28 Nov 2012
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      1.  ♏ẫяҡ O' Høğġặñ ™ ® ©‏ @Markho23 28 Nov 2012
        Replying to @BretEastonEllis

        @BretEastonEllis Why are you talking sex with teenage girls? #Creepy

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      1. Jord‏ @Jordtown 28 Nov 2012
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        You hear that, @BretEastonEllis?

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      1. Roberto‏ @soykul 28 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis what about the teenage boys?!!

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      2. Christina Writes‏ @christinawrites 28 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis ...with one dollar? (I hope.)

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      2. Mike Mignola’s Sproullboy‏ @RyanSproull 28 Nov 2012
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        Jesus, dude. RT @BretEastonEllis If I had a $ for every teenage girl who told me they masturbated to the sex scenes in American Psycho...

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      1. Queen Eris ♡‏ @heysugartitsss 17 Dec 2012
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        If only @BretEastonEllis Ellis knew that I masturbated more frequently to the graphic mutilations that took place with the prostitutes. :)

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      1. Roger Hobbs‏ @rogerjhobbs 29 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis that's nothing. What if you had a dollar for every line of cocaine snorted off of one of your books?

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      1. Martin Dan Rasmussen‏ @DocMartinDan 29 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Really?

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      1. Theo Black Gangi‏ @tprgangi 29 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis shit can Fitzgerald say that? Shakespeare? Ok maybe Shakespeare.

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      1. Kips Tips‏ @crucialdarts 29 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis damn...thats messed up

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      1. Books‏ @BooksFuturama 29 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Oh Bret, you retired years ago.

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      1. 1K TimesNo‏ @ThousandTimesNo 29 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis I think you mean "If I had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan was arrested, I'd retire." #lindsaylohan

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      1. objectivistking‏ @objectivistking 29 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Do it anyway.

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      1. marie.‏ @marie_golightly 29 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Of course, but Generation Wuss would never confess that they did...

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      1. Rachel McDermott‏ @GlassjawJackdaw 29 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis I don't believe that

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      1. Jakki‏ @greeblies 29 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis I was once a teenage girl & ewwww ewwwww ewwwwwww. But, um, yey them :0S

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      1. Anna‏ @anstandigg 29 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis naw, it's always about power, sex is just a metaphor for power, absurd? Who cares as long as girls are getting their fun?

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