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    Bret Easton Ellis‏Verified account @BretEastonEllis 22 Nov 2012

    An offended snowflake tweets to me: "How about you go fuck your own face?" Believe me, if I could I wouldn't be on Twitter right now.

    12:23 AM - 22 Nov 2012
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      1. Mister Bunny‏ @AskMisterBunny 23 Nov 2012
        Replying to @BretEastonEllis

        @BretEastonEllis Ordinarily I'm skeptical, but I totally believe you on this. BTW, have you given any thought to losing the lame third name?

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      1. Madeline Moore‏ @MsMadelineMoore 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis 2 guys pass a dog licking its balls. 1st guy:"Wish I could do that." 2nd guy:"Don't you think you should pet him first?"

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      1. Alex Dimitrov‏Verified account @alexdimitrov 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis I wouldn't be either babe

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      1. Rita Di Pace‏ @RitaDiPace 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis dumb

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      1. ghostbug  🎃 👻 ✨ 🔮 ⚰‏ @jannabomb 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis i used to think i loved you, but now i know for sure.

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      1. Andrew Moody‏ @PynchonWard 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Aw. Bret, do you need a big hug? Happy Thanksgiving. xxx :)

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      1. Dorian Deveraux‏ @dorianontheroad 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Word.

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      1. objectivistking‏ @objectivistking 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis maybe if you removed some of your spine? Oh, wait...

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      1. Baha‏ @___Baha____ 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis we are all snowflakes ...

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      1. R. Soul‏ @mrbuckel 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis hahahahaha brilliant.

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      1. Kelly McGrady‏ @Kellykellog 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis hahaha <3

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      1. Words by Heidi‏ @wordsbyh 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis brilliant!

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      1. laura beth noble‏ @lbnnnn 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis was it a snowflake from GENERATION WUSS?

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      1. Krystel Brandt‏ @1MadeOfStardust 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Bloody brilliant!

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      1. Johnpaul Quinlan‏ @Gnomosapien 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Get a model head and try it. You only live once.

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      1. Francesco Bongiorno‏ @FranceBongio 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis sei un mito

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      1. hans‏ @primaryHans 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis What if you had JUST fucked yr own face, though? You might have gone on twitter afterward. Can't fuck yr face every minute.

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      1. mathias skeppstedt‏ @skpprn 22 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Who takes tweets serious? Tweets are just modern bathroom graffitti. Here to be embraced.

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