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    Bret Easton Ellis‏Verified account @BretEastonEllis 20 Nov 2012

    It took me 48 years to finally understand women. I do now. It's horrifying.

    1:12 AM - 20 Nov 2012
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      1. sophie xie‏ @puffins 20 Nov 2012
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        Too old for this kind of imbecile dickheadery @BretEastonEllis "It took me 48 years to finally understand women. I do now. It's horrifying."

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      1. Kristin Zetterlund‏ @KZetterlund 20 Nov 2012
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        Boohoo RT @BretEastonEllis It took me 48 years to finally understand women. I do now. It's horrifying.

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      1. hansamagnetic‏ @hansamagnetic 20 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis you've done all the cocaine again haven't you?

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      1. swamp brain‏ @joalabaster 20 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis And there was me thinking that you has our inner workings completely nailed in the Rules of Attraction. #disenchanted

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      1. Michelle Clifford  📽‏ @SleazoidExpress 21 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis You are an asshole. Your studied lethargy bores the shit out of me. You know NOTHING about movies. #FREEPaulSchrader

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      1. Pink Flamingo‏ @PFlamingoPiz 20 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis I'm pretty sure you don't understand women

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      1. Екатерина Бычкова‏ @bychok 20 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis ppppffffff, when a man say something like this about women, means he is not even close to an answer)

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      1. Kiera Morgan‏ @MorganKiera 20 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis is it horrifying that it took you so long or horrifying that you actually got there in the end...

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      1. Habemuscorpus‏ @Habemuscorpus 20 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis so true.

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      1. ESK‏ @emilysusankane 20 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis You only THINK you understand women. You have NO idea.

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      1. Mistress Aubrey‏ @MistressAubrey 20 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis As a gay man, your vantage on women will always miss sexual magic. Deep deep erotic longing that hetero men know re women

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      1. Sherry Cohen‏ @MetroJournalist 20 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Same goes for men! Funniest line I ever read by Olivia Goldsmith: Mixed marriages don't work. Ref: men and women.

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      1. Twurchsteward‏ @Twurchsteward 20 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis ha ha ha ha #noyoudont #wejustletyouthinkthat

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      1. Tommy Condell‏ @tomcondell 20 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis I'm a 49 yr old male who only found out last week !'

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      1. MissDaphne‏ @MissDaphne 20 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis As the Breton say, "Da go lapash na magare, mab ar c'hast."

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      1. the eternal footman‏ @pwool 20 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. Original quote from me....oh no,i mean Oscar Wilde

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      1. Diana‏ @_Mrs_Heart 20 Nov 2012
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        @BretEastonEllis Congratulations! But let me tell you - you still missed the point!

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